I dont think you havin a bad day, Professor. I think you havin a bad life.
My intellect is so limited, Lord, that I can only trust in You to preserve me as I should be.
The purpose of learning is not to give exams in class and forget about it, but to increase the knowledge until they possess an area of the earth for God almighty
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
Capture your youth, while you can.
Great designers seldom make great advertising men, because they get overcome by the beauty of the picture - and forget that merchandise must be sold.
I want to put a ding in the universe.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
Many people say I'm the best women's soccer player in the world. I don't think so. And because of that, someday I just might be.
Be your best proponent, ally, and advocate.
I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange.