I aint drinkin after no mule, said the hermit. Have you not got no old bucket nor nothin?
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
A homely face does not guarantee a homely character. Appearance is the body, character is the spirit, and the soul bears the most vital qualities.
My father, [was] a mid-level phonecompany manager who treated my mother at best like an incompetent employee. At worst? He never beat her, but his pure, inarticulate fury would fill the house for days...
How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers names.
I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.
If we could get your subconscious mind to agree with your conscious mind about being happy, that's when your positive thoughts work.
Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.