You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.
We are born and we die; and between these two most important events in our lives more or less time elapses which we have to waste somehow or other. In the end it does not seem to matter much whether w...
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.
The origin of the absurd idea of immortal life is easy to discover it is kept alive by hope and fear, by childish faith, and by cowardice.
Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.
History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.
You can only be free if I am free.
I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.
Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away.
Getting married is a good deal like going to a restaurant with your friends. You order what you want and then when you see what the other fellow got you wish you had taken that.
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.
Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat tails.