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Vampires are slicker than goose shit on a glass window. Suave. Sultry. I'm neither of those things

Chuck Wendig

Vampires are slicker than goose shit on a glass window. Suave. Sultry. I'm neither of those things

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About Chuck Wendig

Charles David Wendig (nicknamed Chuck Wendig; born April 22, 1976) is an American author, comic book writer, screenwriter, and blogger. He is best known for the Star Wars: Aftermath trilogy.