“ Black-and-white chickens stagger around Colonial Dunsboros, chickens with their heads flattened. Here are chickens with no wings or only one leg. There are chickens with no legs, swimming with just th… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Big Brother isn't watching. He's singing and dancing. He's pulling rabbits out of a hat. Big Brother's busy holding your attention every moment you're awake. He's making sure you're always distracted.… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Besides.Eternity was going to seem like forever.With the crowds of smiling people smiling at me in the dark, me who spent my life cleaning bathrooms and mowing the lawn, I told myself, why rush anythi… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Because the only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is the amount of press coverage. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Because I can't save anybody; not as a doctor, not as a son. And because I can't save anybody, I can't save myself. Chuck Palahniuk
“ At the store, they have one-hundred-percent-recycled toilet paper, Marla says. The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper. Chuck Palahniuk
“ At home, you'll sometimes wake up in your dark bed with the terror you've fallen asleep in the booth and missed a changeover. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Ask yourself: What did I eat for breakfast today? What did I eat for dinner last night? You see how fast reality fades away? Chuck Palahniuk
“ Ask yourself: What did I eat for breakfast today? What did I eat for dinner last night?You see how fast reality fades away? Chuck Palahniuk
“ As young people we want something to slow us down and keep us trapped in one place long enough to look below the surface of the world. That disaster is a car crash or a war. To make us sit still. It c… Chuck Palahniuk
“ As if any one of those people isn’t already looking around for a new guru to make sense out of their risk-free boredom of a lifestyle while they watch the news on television and pass judgment… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Artificial overstimulation seemed like the perfect way to stifle a generation of young people who wanted more and more from a world where less and less was available. Chuck Palahniuk
“ And the moment she says hello, I wouldn't hang up. I'd say, 'Hi. What's happening? Tell me every little thing. Chuck Palahniuk
“ And the kid is stupid enough to think a picture or a sculpture or a story could somehow replace anybody you love. Chuck Palahniuk
“ And if you believe that we really have free will, then you know that God can't really control us. And since God can't control us, all God does is watch and change channels when He gets bored. Chuck Palahniuk
“ All you can do is hope for a pattern to emerge, and sometimes it never does. Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped for something better than that. Chuck Palahniuk
