“ It’s only after you’ve lost everything, Tyler says, that you’re free to do anything. What I’m feeling Chuck Palahniuk
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“ I figured I’d spend my first thousand years of Hell in some entry-level position, but after that I wanted to move into management. Be a real team player. Hell is going to see enormous growth in market… Chuck Palahniuk
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