“ You get a glass tank, put it where the TV used to be, and all you get is a lizard—something sostupid that every time the maid moves a rock the lizard thinks it’s been relocated miles away. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that's when we can start talking about equal rights. Chuck Palahniuk
“ We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks. Chuck Palahniuk
“ The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack of room to maneuver, it helps if you're double-jointed. Use your imagination. Some creativity and a… Chuck Palahniuk
“ The measure of a man is not what he does for wages but what he does with his free time. Chuck Palahniuk
“ The greatest weapon any warrior can carry into battle is absolute certainty of her eternal soul. Chuck Palahniuk
“ That’s pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap. Self-medicating. Redirecting our attention. Jacking off. Denial. Chuck Palahniuk
“ That's the big letdown you'll notice about filming a movie: No underline music. No mood music. Chuck Palahniuk
