“ She'd exchanged her dreams of her parents for the dogma of her instructors, but neither of those outlooks were innately her own. Chuck Palahniuk
“ She said when a boy and a girl dog copulate, the head of the boy's penis swells and the vaginal muscles of the girl constrict. Even after sex, both dogs remain locked together, helpless and miserable… Chuck Palahniuk
“ People die', she says. 'People tear down houses. But furniture, fine, beautiful furniture, it just goes on and on, surviving everything.' She says, 'Armoires are the cockroaches of our culture. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Music is crucial. Beyond no way can I overstress this fact. Let's say you're southbound on the interstate, cruising alone in the middle lane, listening to AM radio. Up alongside comes a tractor traile… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Marla's philosophy of life, she told me, is that she can die at any moment. The tragedy of her life is that she doesn't. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Just something to need you home at night. Something to keep you from living alone. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Jump ahead ten years, and not much has changed. Ten years of therapy, and I’m still in about the same place. This probably isn’t something we should celebrate. Chuck Palahniuk
“ In the sky overhead, it's the same sun watching us make the same mistakes over and over. It's the same blue sky.. Chuck Palahniuk
“ If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn't it just lie there and rot? Chuck Palahniuk
“ I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut hosing orgasm. Chuck Palahniuk
“ I refuse to give readers an uplifting faux experience engineered to comfort them and perpetuate the sociopolitical and economic status quo.Who died and made you Bertolt Brecht? Chuck Palahniuk
“ How embarrassing.Give me needy emotional whining bullshit.Flash.Give me self-absorbed egocentric twaddle.Christ.Fuck me, I'm so tired of being me. Me beautiful. Me ugly, Blonde. Brunette. A million fu… Chuck Palahniuk
