“ You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train? Chuck Palahniuk
“ When you understand, that what you're telling is just a story. It isn't happening anymore. When you realize the story you're telling is just words, when you can just crumble up and throw your past in… Chuck Palahniuk
“ The dreaming world, they'd think we were crazy. Those people still in bed, they'd be asleep another hour, then washing their faces, under their arms, and between their legs, before going to the same w… Chuck Palahniuk
“ The club is too loud to talk, so after a couple of drinks, everyone feels like the centre of attention but completely cut off from participating with anyone else. You're the corpse in an English murde… Chuck Palahniuk
“ People don't practice their smiles nearly enough, so when they most need to look happy they're not fooling anyone. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Penny wanted this kind of attention from the world. She wanted people everywhere to know her name and to love her. There, she'd admitted it aloud. But she couldn't do anything that would justify such… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Our purest form of joy comes when people we envy get hurt. That most genuine form of joy. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Our humanity isn't measured by how we treat other people, our humanity is measured by how we treat animals. Chuck Palahniuk
“ On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero. (Narrator) Chuck Palahniuk
