“ Arson, kidnapping, I think I'm up to murder. Maybe all this will get me just a glimmer of attention, not the good, glorious kind, but still the national media kind. Chuck Palahniuk
“ And the seventh rule is if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight. Chuck Palahniuk
“ A woman eats to feed her pussy. Meaning: Anything we do to excess is in compensation for not getting a minimum amount of sexual gratification. Chuck Palahniuk
“ You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm. Chuck Palahniuk
“ I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing. Chuck Palahniuk
“ If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up? Chuck Palahniuk
“ Some of the best ideas I get seem to happen when I'm doing mindless manual labor or exercise. I'm not sure how that happens, but it leaves me free for remarkable ideas to occur. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Young people want mirrors. Older people want art. If I couldn’t see myself, my world, in Cheever or Gatsby, I rejected them. Chuck Palahniuk
“ The mentalis, the corrugator, all those little muscles of the face, those are the first things you learn in art school anatomy. After that, you can tell a fake smile because the risorius and platysma… Chuck Palahniuk
“ The government says Rant's alive because they need a villain. The kids say he's alive because they need a hero. Chuck Palahniuk
“ The best way is not to fight it, just go. Don't be trying all the time to fix things. What you run from only stays with you longer. When you fight something, you only make it stronger. Chuck Palahniuk
“ People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly. Chuck Palahniuk
