Chuck Palahniuk Quote
Somewhere en route to Port Via in the New Hebrides, for my last meal I serve dinner the way I've always dreamed. Anybody caught buttering their bread before breaking it, I promise to shoot them.Anybody who drinks their beverage with food still in their mouth will also be shot.Anybody caught spooning toward themself will be shot.Anybody caught without a napkin in their lap-Anybody caught using their fingers to move their food-Anybody who begins eating before everybody is seved-Anybody who blows on food to cool it-Anybody who talks with food in their mouth-Anybody who drinks white wine holding their glass by the bowl or drinks red wine holding their glass by the stem-You will each of you get a bullet in the head.We are 30,000 feet above earth, going 455 miles per hour. We're at a pinnacle of human achievement, we are going to eat this meal as civilized human beings.
Somewhere en route to Port Via in the New Hebrides, for my last meal I serve dinner the way I've always dreamed. Anybody caught buttering their bread before breaking it, I promise to shoot them.Anybody who drinks their beverage with food still in their mouth will also be shot.Anybody caught spooning toward themself will be shot.Anybody caught without a napkin in their lap-Anybody caught using their fingers to move their food-Anybody who begins eating before everybody is seved-Anybody who blows on food to cool it-Anybody who talks with food in their mouth-Anybody who drinks white wine holding their glass by the bowl or drinks red wine holding their glass by the stem-You will each of you get a bullet in the head.We are 30,000 feet above earth, going 455 miles per hour. We're at a pinnacle of human achievement, we are going to eat this meal as civilized human beings.
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