“ This is the difference between the fox and the hedgehog. Both creatures know that storytelling is everything, and that the only way modern people can understand history and politics is through the mac… Chuck Klosterman
“ The main problem with mass media is that it makes it impossible to fall in love with any acumen of normalcy. There is no 'normal' because everybody is being twisted by the same sources simultaneously. Chuck Klosterman
“ So think how this might alter the memory of : In some protracted reality, film historians will reinvestigate an extremely commercial action movie made by people who (unbeknownst to the audience) would… Chuck Klosterman
“ No one has ever honestly said, I hate that this joke exists, even though it’s clearly hilarious. It Chuck Klosterman
“ Mostly, we argued about who which of us was better at arguing, and particularly about who had won the previous argument. Chuck Klosterman
“ And the quality all these reasonable failures share is an inability to accept that the statue quo is temporary. Chuck Klosterman
“ [On political correctness:] Any intended message mattered less than the received message, and every received message could be interpreted in whatever way the receiver wanted. Chuck Klosterman
“ There is a new song on Top 40 radio right now that's so good I want to kill myself. I'm not sure why exceptionally good hip-hop singles make me want to commit suicide, but they often do. I don't know… Chuck Klosterman
“ The Disco Group ABBA: They were beards and teeth and natural breasts and whiteness. I Chuck Klosterman
“ The Constitution is awesome, but still overrated; it’s like Pet Sounds. The wide-scale adoption of political correctness was silly, but not unreasonable. The freedom that was lost was mostly theoretic… Chuck Klosterman
“ Real people are actively trying to live like fake people, so real people are no less fake. Every comparison becomes impractical. This is why the impractical has become totally acceptable; impracticali… Chuck Klosterman
“ It’s someone who views life as a game where the rules are poorly written and designed for abuse. Chuck Klosterman
“ Its easier to believe there's a monster under the bed if you've spent the last six months arguing with a monster. Chuck Klosterman
“ If I knew I was going to die at a specific moment in the future, it would be nice to be able to control what song I was listening to; this is why I always bring my iPod on airplanes. Chuck Klosterman
