It turns out that one can perpetrate all manner of heinous villainy under a cloak of courtesy and good cheer. . .a man will forfeit all sensible self-interest if he finds you affable enough to share y...
Multiple Personality Barbie. She’s elegant, she’s fashionable, and she’s the reason that Ken has no genitals! Have fun, but remember to hide the sharp stuff!
Eu sonho com sangue, com uma solidão tão vazia que nem o eco sobreviveria nela e acordo a gritar, ensopado no meu próprio suor, e mesmo depois de acordar a sensação solidão mantém-se durante algum tem...
I’m very insecure, actually, but I have found that if you roll up screaming like a madwoman, hair on fire, guns blazing, no one is going to mention the zit on your forehead. Which
Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination.
The bat was looking at Theo and Theo was having trouble following his own thoughts.The bat was wearing tiny sunglasses.Ray Bans,Theo could see by the trademark in the corner of one lens.I'm sorry, Mr....
Get in, get out, and nobody gets hurt, as Uncle Harlan always said, something he picked up in Vietnam.
To say that Effrom was not a particularly good cook was an understatement akin to saying that genocide is not a particularly effective public relations strategy.
In Breeze’s business one got used to running across the skeletons in people’s closets. If Billy’s skeleton wore women’s underwear, it didn’t really matter. Homosexuality on Billy Winston was like acne...
On the radio, turned low, Reba sang of hard times with the full authority of a cross-eyed redheaded millionaire.
Look, I’ve always had an empty place in my life that I’ve alternatively tried to fill with food and penises, but now I have something.
He smiled to himself. Through many centuries and many incarnations, he had learned one universal truth: bitches love them some cushions.
Like looking down on a lubricious chess set, isn't it? The king moves in tiny steps, with no direction, like a drunkard trying to avoid the archer's bolt. The others work their strategies and wait for...
He was a writer and words were his weapons.
These dogs are not fighting.Yes they are. Like the paintings we saw in the Louvre, said Lucien. Gecko-Roman wrestling Father called it.Ah, of course, said Pissarro, as if it had become clear. Yes, Gec...
How much humanity has been spoiled for the confusion of movement with progress, my friend?
Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live. If
I don’t remember any snow in all of the Torah. The Lord probably doesn’t even go to places where it snows.
Some time ago, the Luminatus, or the Great Death, who kept balance between light and darkness, ceased to be. Since then, Forces of Darkness have been trying to rise from below. You are all that stands...
I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take the rest of the week off.
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