Christopher Moore Quote

Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...

Excessive praise arises from the same bigotry matrix as excessive criticism.

If a negative viewer looks at you with an ugly fiendish eye, find a way and pluck off his eyes, or better still, protect your good image.

Don't bother to ring a bell in the ear that doesn't listen. Move to another ear, and if he doesn't listen to your bell, sit back and listen to his nemesis.

I am not afraid of people who say all the wrong things that make others gasp in disbelief. I am afraid of the people who say all the right things that make others bow in admiration. It is incredibly e...

Clocks were invented to warn us. Tick (time is passing). Tock (time has passed).

People want us, or want us dead, because of what we are, not who we are. It's hard.~Angel

People want us, or want us dead, because of what we are, not who we are. It's hard.

If I burn the candles, it means not only giving you light. It means to show you the fire which I have inside.

I will feel no guilt on shutting my door to those who didn't listen.