Christopher Moore Quote
Why do you call this dog Mohammed? asked the bearded man. Because that’s his name. You should not have called this dog Mohammed. I didn’t call the dog Mohammed, Charlie said. His name was Mohammed when I got him. It was on his collar. It is blasphemy to call a dog Mohammed. I tried calling him something else, but he doesn’t listen. Watch. Steve, bite this man’s leg? See, nothing. Spot, bite off this man’s leg. Nothing. I might as well be speaking Farsi. You see where I’m going with this? Well, I have named my dog Jesus. How do you feel about that? Well, then I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you’d lost your dog. I have not lost my dog. Really? I saw these flyers all over town with ‘Have You Found Jesus?’ on them. It must be another dog named Jesus. Was there a reward? A reward helps, you know. Charlie
Why do you call this dog Mohammed? asked the bearded man. Because that’s his name. You should not have called this dog Mohammed. I didn’t call the dog Mohammed, Charlie said. His name was Mohammed when I got him. It was on his collar. It is blasphemy to call a dog Mohammed. I tried calling him something else, but he doesn’t listen. Watch. Steve, bite this man’s leg? See, nothing. Spot, bite off this man’s leg. Nothing. I might as well be speaking Farsi. You see where I’m going with this? Well, I have named my dog Jesus. How do you feel about that? Well, then I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you’d lost your dog. I have not lost my dog. Really? I saw these flyers all over town with ‘Have You Found Jesus?’ on them. It must be another dog named Jesus. Was there a reward? A reward helps, you know. Charlie