It's kinda hard to get yourself into a good three-toweler when you got the dick of death.
Only love interests me, and I am only in contact with things that revolve around love.
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
My only career goal is to be an halloween icon.
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.
My intellect is so limited, Lord, that I can only trust in You to preserve me as I should be.
It's so hard to find the place somewhere in the middle of the best and worst I've felt.
Each job requires a conscious choice of career path, and a different plan of development.
Capability can handle challenges, it doesn't accept charity.
For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.