Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople.
My father, [was] a mid-level phonecompany manager who treated my mother at best like an incompetent employee. At worst? He never beat her, but his pure, inarticulate fury would fill the house for days...
The most attractive thing about you should have less to do with your face or body and more to do with your attitude and how you treat people.
He had an answer to almost everything and he retired at an early age.
You can't always expect people to apply your wisdom when they didn't use wisdom before they found themselves knee deep in their version of justice.
There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
In time, all great masterpieces turn into shameless creatures who laugh at their creators.
I used to wonder if it was God's plan that I should be alone for so much of my life. But I found peace. I found happiness within people and the world.
My ultimate goal is to end up being happy. Most of the time.