“ Oh, Punky. You should afford to have a bit more humility. But the first goal is for you to stop cursing so much." "Fuck that," Caroline said. "You're failing miserably." "I haven't even started yet. Cecilia London
“ Jeffrey Murdock is a colossal turd.""Can I stitch that on a sampler and put it on Etsy?""Sure. Cecilia London
