Books break the shackles of time, proof that humans can work magic.
Education is the best provision for old age.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everyb...
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.
Dreams become regrets when left in the mind, never planted in the soil of action.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
Don't be in temper, to leave so quickly, that I may be dying. But all too soon, the leaves and debris will gather elsewhere.
Forgiveness requires a sense that bad behaviour is a sign of suffering rather than malice.
Be a leader with a ladder, not a boss with an order.