On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
I had never really dated. I've always been a relationship kind of person.
I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself.
If you take guns away from legal gun owners, then the only people who would have guns would be the bad guys. Even a pacifist would get violent if someone were trying to kill him or her. You would figh...
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.
I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics.
I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble.