On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
I had never really dated. I've always been a relationship kind of person.
I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself.
If you take guns away from legal gun owners, then the only people who would have guns would be the bad guys. Even a pacifist would get violent if someone were trying to kill him or her. You would figh...
I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics.
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.
I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble.