“ On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. Bruce Willis
“ I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. Bruce Willis
“ If you take guns away from legal gun owners, then the only people who would have guns would be the bad guys. Even a pacifist would get violent if someone were trying to kill him or her. You would figh… Bruce Willis
“ I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics. Bruce Willis
“ I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble. Bruce Willis
