“ The moral of the story couldn’t be clearer: you already know if your partner is fucking around behind your back, you just need to decide if you’re done being a doormat. You need to wake up one morning… Brandi Glanville
“ ...if you discover your partner is cheating, drink like it’s your last party, blame everyone else for your problems, let “binging” be your new favorite hobby, and, by all means, FUCKING PANIC. Brandi Glanville
“ The most surprising thing about breaking up is that you already know how to do it. Everything you need to know, you learned in kindergarten. Yours should always be better than his (especially when it… Brandi Glanville
“ I had stopped doing anything for myself. I no longer felt like an individual because for thirteen years, I was one-half of a “we. Brandi Glanville
“ Sure, occasionally a certain sappy song or romantic movie would come on, and you’d wonder what he or she was up to, but there was no way to know. Of course, you could always pick up the phone (and mor… Brandi Glanville
“ It’s actually quite the contrary. It’s time to freak the fuck out, and that’s not just acceptable, it’s obligatory. The rug has just been pulled out from beneath your feet, and everything you thought… Brandi Glanville
“ I'm supposed to eat shit with a fork and a knife and say thank you when I'm done swallowing this crap? Brandi Glanville
“ No matter how old you are, there’s no cozier feeling than to have your mom take care of you. Brandi Glanville
