My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, 'Hey.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
You're a shit cake with cum for whipped cream and dynamite for candles.
To buy a cake... to howl at the moon... to know true happiness... I am happy.
Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any further for joy!
Love is like a good cake; you never know when it's coming, but you'd better eat it when it does!
If you wait for a cake to be given to you so you will be happy- then you will be happy when someone gives you a cake. But if you buy a cake (or bake one) for yourself so you will be happy, you have fo...
My stomach rumbles.Plates of cookies, cake, and fudge.Christmastime is here.
First impression is not the last reflection of a true friend, so if you are head over heels for someone who just bought you a cake, you'd better think twice before devouring your misery.