I'm happy you like me too, Johnny. Oh, I like you, I just don't trust you.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.
The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age.
The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.
Whatever we have in the glory of man is "away". Those are just not enough before we go "home" to the glory of God.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Keep an eye on your responses. Strong responses are about you more than them.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
The best fighter is never angry.