There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.
Sometimes the best deals are the ones you don't make.
Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.