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So what are you studying at school? I asked, watching the TV and not Cooper as he still played gently with a lock of my damp hair. Pre-law. Glancing at him, I frowned then forced myself to stop. You want to be a lawyer? Nope. Hate lawyers. Hate laws. Hate it all, but I’m the only one of my siblings with an IQ over shitfaced so the burden is on me to be the lawyer. I don’t get it. Tell your giant brain to dumb it down a little.

Bijou Hunter

So what are you studying at school? I asked, watching the TV and not Cooper as he still played gently with a lock of my damp hair. Pre-law. Glancing at him, I frowned then forced myself to stop. You want to be a lawyer? Nope. Hate lawyers. Hate laws. Hate it all, but I’m the only one of my siblings with an IQ over shitfaced so the burden is on me to be the lawyer. I don’t get it. Tell your giant brain to dumb it down a little.

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