I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
The doors of wisdom are never shut.
Lost time is never found again.
The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.
The securest place is a prison cell, but there is no liberty
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.
Beauty and folly are old companions.
Genius is nothing but a greater aptitude for patience.
Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed too severe, seldom executed.
Diligence is the mother of good luck.
He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
A man who would sacrifice freedom for security deserves neither.
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
He that raises a large family does, indeed, while he lives to observe them, stand a broader mark for sorrow but then he stands a broader mark for pleasure too.