The cure might be worse than the problem
It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.
Tweet others the way you want to want to be tweeted.
Life is just a schoolroom with a glorious opportunity to prepare us for eternity.
Those who are truly grateful are deeply moved by the privilege of living.
A photograph doesn't gain weight or lose weight, or change from being happy to being sad. It's frozen. You can use it, then recycle it.
I am all that hath been, and is, and shall be; and my veil no mortal has hitherto raised.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
Angry is always hungry to cook guilty.
Capability can handle challenges, it doesn't accept charity.
Love is like a good cake; you never know when it's coming, but you'd better eat it when it does!