Some folks think they are thinking when they are only rearranging their prejudices.
Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain causes eyes to sparkle cheeks to glow blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
The apples on the other side of the wall are the sweetest.
Definition of the upper crust: A bunch of crumbs held together by dough.
Not all of his relationships were meant to end . . . Once he sent a postcard and inadvertently wrote "Wish you were her."
Keeping a secret from my wife is like trying to smuggle daylight past a rooster. Annoyed wife to husband: Can't you just say we've been married twenty-four years instead of "almost a quarter of a cent...
This is a perfect pair - he's a hypochondriac and she's a pill.
Definition of a bachelor: A man who likes to invite girls over for a Scotch and sofa.
Much learning doth make thee mad.
Hope works in these ways: it looks for the good in people instead of harping on the worst it discovers what can be done instead of grumbling about what cannot it regards problems large or small as...
doctor to stout patient: You've been swallowing your food again.
Who will present pleasure refrain shall in time to come the more pleasure obtain.
The voice is Jacob's voice but the hands are the hands of Esau.
O death where is thy sting? O grave where is thy victory?
Some people talk about finding God as if He could get lost.
My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world and that's not just my opinion - it's hers.
To be content with little is difficult to be content with much impossible.
It takes about five years for a walnut tree to produce nuts but this is not true of a family tree.
It appears there's a little too much chlorine in their gene pool.
Faith sees the invisible believes the incredible and receives the impossible.