As one skeleton said to the other - if I had any guts I'd get the heck out of here.
The most important thing in our lives is what we are doing now.
My folks refused to have more than four children after reading that every fifth child born in the world is Chinese.
Even moderation ought not to be practised to excess.
No woman ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
His voice is to entertainment what the kazoo is to classical music.
Before I started working here I drank smoked and used bad language. Thanks to this job I now have good reason.
Hope and Happiness Hope is grief's best music.
When you get to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on.
No man is a hero to his own wife no woman is a wife to her own hero.
My husband wasn't listening when the doctor asked for "a urine stool and semen sample" . . . so I just told him they wanted his shorts.
If ignorance is bliss why aren't there more happy teenagers?
Having a dream isn't stupid. ... It's not having a dream that's stupid.
The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong - but that's the way to bet.
Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries tliem.
Forty million Frenchmen can't be wrong.
Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from poor judgment.
Buy not what you want but what you have need of what you do not want is dear at a farthing.
A bold heart is half the battle.
If you are ashamed to stand by your colors you had better seek another flag.