I'm moving down here . . . because some of you in the back might not be able to hear my talk . . . and that wouldn't be fair to those who can hear it.
We were worried that our main speaker wouldn't be able to make it tonight. But fortunately due to a hole in the prosecution's case . . .
Time cannot be expanded accumulated mortgaged hastened or retarded.
By evil report and good report.
Liberty is always unfinished business.
B.I.B.L.E. = Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
These were honoured in their generations and were the glory of the times.
It isn't our position but our disposition that makes us happy.
The hoary beard is a crown of glory if it be found in the way of righteousness.
With friends like you - who needs enemas.
He who is content in his poverty is wonderfully rich.
Keep in mind ... to a dog you are family to a cat you are staff.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Miami bumper sticker: My horn is broken-so watch for my finger.
L.A. bumper sticker: Keep honking - I'm reloading.
How sleep the brave who sink to rest By all their country's wishes blest!
I wouldn't say someone is old just because his social security is in Roman numerals or because Mozart played at his senior prom.
When Julia Child was asked to what she credited her longevity she replied "Red meat and gin."
Trouble will rain on those who are already wet.
They think I make God angry. I hate that they think this. I hate them for thinking it. Why would you decide to worship an angry God anyway?