I may at times forget the details of my life but I remember the stories I read.
Life is war, war is game so life is game. Either lose or win. Know it earlier
Yesterday i was clever so i took the glory for me. Today HE makes me wise so i give the glory to HIM.
When you're as hot as you are, no amount of ice will do.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.
He who dares not offend cannot be honest.
Is that you giggling away to glory?Or is that just the flowers mingling with the bees and telling their story?
Key the mind, and set the soul free.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.