I stared out at the waves. "Why am I here?" I thought. Finally it came to me. But it was too late. I was a terrible lifeguard.
I've seen enough family photos in enough homes to know that the term 'suitable for framing' should have a stricter definition.
I had to break up with Medusa. I just got sick of buying mice for her hair. I should have ended it sooner, but you try looking into those eyes.
Twenty years ago, chaos theory was all the rage. I wonder what happened with that. Maybe all the excitement over it become so organized that its initial entropy failed to fall apart and disintegrate i...
Every time I write about life, I must kill and eat the actual event. I mean to say that my words are scavengers who need to devour lifeless substance if they are to survive as non-fiction. The event i...
Have you ever suddenly realized it's someone else's mood swing and you're just along for the ride?
Most people thought he was insane when he looked up into the sky with a simple handmade telescope and cried out that the Earth revolves around the Sun, because this was four years ago.
My parents would not permit ugly language in the house, which was okay with me. I didn't want to learn German anyway.
Lately, I've become sort of a fatalist. Well, that was bound to happen.
There are many ways to roll with the punches. Still, it’s probably best to avoid people who punch you.
Whatever I haven’t accomplished biologically obviously wasn't all that imperative.
Sure, I'd like a child of my own. I'd also like a laser pistol, that doesn't mean someone should give me one.
One day, back when I working at a video store, a woman accompanied by her two small sons walked up the counter with a tape box displaying a man slicing off someone’s head with a chainsaw. “Does this h...
It’s not easy balancing a career, a family and a healthy outlook on life, which is why I don’t.
