“ The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous. To me, vampires are sex. I don't get a vampire story about abstinence. I don't care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed. Alan Ball
“ I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it’s hard to stay mad when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and it’s too much;… Alan Ball
“ Well did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chainsaw?-- Pam to Jessica, True Blood Alan Ball
