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Franni knew I loved these tours, but one year she said to me in frustration, You don’t see Bill O’Reilly going on USO tours. That’s not fair, honey, I said. He has no talent.

Al Franken

Franni knew I loved these tours, but one year she said to me in frustration, You don’t see Bill O’Reilly going on USO tours. That’s not fair, honey, I said. He has no talent.

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