Having studied at the Sorbonne, I spent my 21st birthday in Paris and celebrated with one of my professors in a cafe outside of Notre Dame.

Many cows are fed a high-protein diet, which creates a more liquid manure that is easier to spray on fields.

This Department of Treasury, run by this administration, using the same tried and true accounting methods that every business in America uses, cast new light on the fiscal severity that our Nation is...

Fare thee well! and if for ever Still for ever fare thee well.

I think I rescued myself.

time flies so fast. day by day left us. with or without smiles, the new days will comes.

Art reaches its greatest peak when devoid of self-conciousness. Freedom discovers man the moment he loses concern over what impression he is making or about to make.

I didn't set out to do a gay comic, but given the current political and religious climate in this country, I feel it is important as a gay person, and a Christian, to create stories with humor and hon...

As you meet the needs of others, you will never lack anything.

Kick it in the Ass

Yeah, but a hellbender never dies. You ever see a dead one?

The purpose of life is to familiarize oneself with this after-death body so that the act of dying will not create confusion in the psyche.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Skull and Bones" A secret society of spoiled twits whose apparent purpose in life is littering the landscape with as many as possible.

Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways.

Love alters all. Unblood my instinct, love.

Answering the question 'How would you like to smell?' by saying 'I'd rather I didn't' is also no longer acceptable. It's not playing the game. Men are expected to put some cash into the cosmetic pot t...

We have potential. Who needs medals? I'd rather have potential than medals any day.

Accept the fullness in life's balance, which demands that there are positive gifts along with adversity.

People in every nation behave and respond according to the values and virtues upon which they were raised. We all are a product of our environment.

Ask me about my childhood, and I will tell you to walk to the edge of the woods with a choir of crickets chirping from every direction, a hot, humid breeze brushing through your hair, your feet, bare...