Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they’re allowed to die, he said. You are not funny. I’m very funny. Just ask Peaches.

Jason took me by the shoulders—not out of anger, or in a clinging way, but as a brother. Promise me one thing. Whatever happens, when you get back to Olympus, when you’re a god again, remember. Rememb...

I’d thought I knew what beauty was in women; but she’d surpassed all the language I had for it.

Isabelle! he called again. Let down your raven hair!'Oh my God, Clary muttered. There was something in that blood Raphael gave you, wasn't there? I'm going to kill him.

I'm not sure there are enough white roses in the world to make me forget Richard. I held up my hand before she could interrupt. But I'm not sure there are enough cozy afternoons in all eternity to mak...

I was a child and she was a child, In this kingdom by the sea,But we loved with a love that was more than love— I and my Annabel Lee—

I can smell her all over you. You need some help taming her?Let me break her in for you.

Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must...

His nostrils flared and he couldn't wait any longer. He lifted her bodily, moving her farther up on the bed, placing her head and shoulders against the pillows, and then pushed up her chemise, crawlin...

Grover Underwood of the satyrs! Dionysus called.Grover came forward nervously.Oh, stop chewing your shirt, Dionysus chided. Honestly, I'm not going to blast you. For your bravery and sacrifice, blah,...

Fill me in on the details of your life.I thought you didn’t give a shit.It’ll give me something to do while I wait for you to stab me to death.

At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilised races of man will almost certainly exterminate and replace throughout the world the savage races. At the same time the a...

Adam gave me a scandalized look. Fraternizing with the enemy! he cried. For shame, wench!

I have no evidence of any relationship between IRS and NSA.

Obama's space policy doesn't differ much from George W. Bush's.

For 70 years Democrats bitterly denied being "socialists". Bernie Sanders has done the service of exposing them.

The fall of moral civilization has always been brought about by those who were "just doing their jobs".

Don't fucking quote me!

A gospel that is focused on miracle is creating fraudulent act.

It's a sad day when your iPhone becomes a horcrux, witches hunt your soul and you have to seek the resurrection stone just to find yourself. I was hardly Harry Potter. There was no lightening bolt on...