Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.
One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex.
Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.
If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm a magician who makes portals to other worlds. So I tell them I'm a writer instead.
Nonbelievers are not anti-religious, they are anti-fraud and anti-deception.