Colin: 1 dinna understand why we canna just go to bed and have sex. He looked truly puzzled.
Eric the Evil scowled. Well, hell. He was jealous of himself.
I still don't know why we didn't hire a carto get around Ireland.When I was a kid, I always dreamed about living in Ireland. I used to pretend I was one ofthe traveling people, driving my gypsy wagon...
She felt the glide of his hair as he lowered his head to study the zipper on her skirt. Herimagination supplied other places his hair could touch, and she drew in her breath.He carefully pulled down t...
The princess of perverted plants and the demented vampire have come to join us! How absolutely thrilling!
Admirable. Translation: Slut. I'm confident you could have ripped the vampire's heart out with no help from Sir Conall. You would never need a hero to rescue you. Translation: Amazon.
Dead pirates didn't get to spend their booty. Dead pirates didn't get to shake their booty, either. Bummer.
I don't know where you get off telling everyone what to do. Did I miss the part where you were crowned top turd? I don't to play the wicked consort of Eric the Evil. Last time I looked, there wasn't...
She was trapped with a telepathic cat that wanted to go to the opera, in an elevator that had passed dungeon in favor of a lower floor - hell.
He couldn't concentrate on anything while her incredible bottom led him up those stairs like the Pied Piper of tempting asses.
She silently chanted the rules of the civilized: Thou shalt not make love on a balcony even if it’s thirty-something stories up because someone might see you. Thou shalt not make love with a dinosaur...
She understood the meaning of the Dark Ages now. Because with all the drinking to celebrate rescues of fair maidens and slayings of dragons, vampires, and other scary whatevers, the local folk must've...
We're triplets. We do EVERYTHING together
You don't analyze love. You accept it.
You touch my soul, woman. You touch what I am, what I once was, and what I will be.