“ Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he ain’t got no tail because they chopped it off, but Aidan didn’t cop it off. Tourists chopped it off. But then Aiden went and fought the tourist.… Sophie Oak
“ Look, when I’m here, I don’t have to think. I don’t have to worry. I don’t even have to be me if I don’t want to. That came out wrong. I don’t have to be the me I have to be all day. Sophie Oak
“ I’m a nice person. I give money to starving babies and properly tip my hairdresser. Why am I the one everyone tries to kill? Sophie Oak
“ Excuse me. What did you say to me? For your information Danielle, the stick up my ass has served me well over the years. I will not be removing it, but I might have something to shove up yours when yo… Sophie Oak
“ This was taken when my brother was last on leave. My mom’s new boyfriend took it. Now there’s an insane person. Well, he’s from the next town over. Everyone in that freaking town is butt-fuck crazy. I… Sophie Oak
“ That life is far too short to waste on grudges. Love does not come along often. When it does, you can’t throw it away because it isn’t perfect. Sophie Oak
