“ A beautiful woman should always have at the back of her mind that her ravishing appearance is only an ephemeral quality. When she wakes up in the morning, looks into the mirror, and notices that somet… Michael Bassey Johnson
“ How much older can you be at your age? A half minute before that you were stepping into high school, and an unhooked brassiere was as close as you ever hoped to get to Paradise. Only a fifth of a seco… Joseph Heller
“ The more candles on my cake means I get a little more exercise in blowing them out. Donna Lynn Hope
“ The whole idea of it makes me feel Like I’m coming down with something, Something worse than any stomach acheOr the headaches I get from reading in bad light –A kind of measles of the spiritA mumps of… Billy Collins
“ I'm not opposed to aging - even though society is kinder on men than women when it comes to getting old. How can I look at aging as the enemy? It happens whether I like it or not and no one is set apa… Donna Lynn Hope
“ It is a well-known fact that very often, putting the period of boyhood out of the argument, the older we grow the more cynical and hardened we become; indeed, many of us are only saved by timely death… H. Rider Haggard
“ One who has passed the thirtieth yearalready is as good as dead--it would be best to kill you off by then. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
