Top Rick Riordan Quotes

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts -Leo Valdez

Lord Bacchus, do you remember me? I helped you with that missing leopard in Sonoma. Bacchus scratched his stubbly chin. Ah... yes. John Green. Jason Grace.Whatever, the god said.

There are too many of them. Reyna wondered bitterly how many times she'd said that in her demigod career.She should have a badge made and wear it around to save time. When she died, the words would pr...

I know, I'm an idiot! Leo moaned. A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.

Look, Percy continued, I know I'm new here. I know you guys don't like to mention the massacre in the nineteen eighties-He mentioned it! one of the ghosts whimpered.

Somewhere behind me, Zia yelled, Hippo! Which I thought was a little late.~Carter Kane

Nico drew his sword. His smile was even more unsettling than his scowl.Underground, he said. My favorite place.Underground was Jason's favorite place.

Would Grandmother scold him? Would she say, Frank! Thank the gods, you've come. I'm surrounded by monsters.More likely she'd scold him, or mistake them for intruders and chase them off with a frying p...

Annabeth, thank goodness, would be staying in New York. She'd gotten permission from her parentsto attend a boarding school in the city so she could be close to Olympus and oversee the rebuildingeffor...

Back in my day, we died all the time, and we liked it!

If I were a flowerpot, I would've checked my hair.~Carter Kane

Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important.'It was probably important to her.

You speak horse? Hazel asked.Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing, Percy said. Uh, I mean a Neptune thing.Then you and Arion should get along fine, Hazel said. He's a son of Neptune too.Percy turned...

All I could think to say was, The Lakers are my home team!

He forced his fists to unclench. Look, lady, we're not going to go all Hunger Games on each other. Isn't going to happen.

There was Tyson moving into the Poseidon cabin, giggling to himself every fifteen seconds and saying, Percy is my brother? like he'd just won the lottery.Aw, Tyson, I'd say. It's not that simple.

I wondered if I should start a small fire in Percy Jackson's sink, perhaps burn some bandages in thanks, but I decided that might strain that Jackson's hospitality.

If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.

Jason always tried to build a good relationship with his team. He'd learned the hard way that if somebody was going to have your back in a fight, it was better if you found some common ground and trus...

Monsters don't die. They just dissipate into smoke and dust, which saves heroes a lot of trouble cleaning up after a fight.