Where there is one Englishman there is a garden. Where there are two Englishmen there will be a club. But this does not mean any falling off in the number of gardens. There will be three. The club wil...
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Without class differences England would cease to be the living theatre it is.
The nice sense of measure is certainly not one of Nature's gifts to her English children ... we have all of us yielded to infatuation at some moment of our lives.
Queen Victoria - a mixture of national landlady and actress.
The Englishman has all the qualities of a poker except its occasional warmth.
Britain's best bulwarks are her wooden walls.
In England I would rather be a man a horse a dog or a woman in that order. In America I think the order would be reversed.
I have been trying all my life to like Scotchmen and am obliged to desist from the experiment in despair.
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm.
Rule Britannia Britannia rule the waves Britains never will be slaves.
England is a nation of voyeurs.
The British are terribly lazy about fighting. They like to get it over and done with and then set up a game of cricket.
I think the British have the distinction above all other nations of being able to put new wine into old bottles without bursting them.
Every man has a House of Lords in his own head. Fears prejudices misconceptions - those are the peers and they are hereditary.
Socialism has been preached for so long the British people no longer have any sense of personal responsibility.
Oh it's a snug little island! A right little tight little island!
The House of Lords is a model of how to care for the elderly.
Remember that you are an Englishman and consequently have won first prize in the lottery of life.
What should they know of England who only England know?