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https://atomicquote.com/author/b-justin-shier/quote/i-fought-the-mighty-urge-to-watch-her-put-it-on-my-libido-had-just-burst-out-of-the-closet-and-was-tripping-over-furniture-yelling-who-what-where-please-excuse-him-he-doesnt-get-out-much 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/howard-tayler/quote/hi-im-here-to-enlistyou-cant-you-arent-humanyou-see-little-fella-we-dont-do-sociological-stuff-like-interspeciated-workplaces-were-a-crack-company-of-space-mercenaries-we-do-hurting-people-an 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/larry-kramer/quote/holy-shit-somebody-muttered-in-the-darka-virgin-sputtered-anotheri-didnt-know-they-still-made-themhe-just-did 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/guy-haley/quote/no-but-if-i-were-an-illegal-experimental-replicant-hiding-the-truth-of-an-international-conspiracy-i-would-try-and-put-myself-out-of-the-way-of-those-investigating-it-wouldnt-you-i-dont-think 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 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2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/faraaz-kazi/quote/but-cocks-arent-supposed-to-lay-eggs-sahil-said-trying-to-untangle-himself-theyre-supposed-to-fertilise-them 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/dave-mckean/quote/oh-sheep-ive-lost-all-my-sobbing-colours 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/sarah-caudwell/quote/on-my-first-day-in-london-i-made-an-early-start-reaching-the-public-record-office-not-much-after-ten-i-soon-secured-the-papers-i-needed-for-my-research-and-settled-in-my-place-i-became-as-is- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/alison-arngrim/quote/michael-tousled-my-hair-and-said-remember-no-more-skateboards-right-and-then-this-gem-if-you-ever-break-your-arm-skateboarding-again-he-paused-flashing-me-a-dimpled-charles-ingalls-grin-which 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 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2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/nikesh-shukla/quote/while-rap-trax-recorded-neel-found-some-scrap-paper-and-we-started-writing-our-first-lyrics-bandying-about-subject-matter-and-title-we-got-stuck-on-the-idea-of-cool-so-my-first-rap-song-becam 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/nikesh-shukla/quote/wed-taken-up-our-positions-on-the-benches-between-the-school-hall-and-a-newly-installed-outdoor-basketball-court-being-hip-hoppers-we-were-obliged-to-be-obsessed-with-basketball-none-of-us-ha 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/stacey-obrien/quote/of-course-owls-on-the-loose-seemed-strange-to-the-uninitiated-one-day-an-electrician-came-to-work-on-the-buildings-power-supply-when-seemingly-out-of-nowhere-an-owl-flew-around-a-corner-right 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 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2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/jerome-k-jerome/quote/i-also-think-pronunciation-of-a-foreign-tongue-could-be-better-taught-than-by-demanding-from-the-pupil-those-internal-acrobatic-feats-that-are-generally-impossible-and-always-useless-this-is- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/pedro-juan-gutierrez/quote/cuba-may-be-the-only-place-in-the-world-where-you-can-be-yourself-and-more-than-yourself-at-the-same-time 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/virginia-woolf/quote/human-relations-at-least-between-the-sexes-were-carried-on-as-relations-between-countries-are-now-with-ambassadors-and-treaties-the-parties-concerned-met-on-the-great-occasion-of-the-proposal 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mizuki-nomura/quote/so-then-do-you-think-its-true-that-he-killed-someone-and-what-about-the-part-where-he-wishes-he-could-dieif-it-is-true-that-he-killed-someone-thats-badin-any-case-it-seems-like-something-is-b 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/david-a-mcintee/quote/theres-an-emergency-link-to-the-defence-grid-but-thats-only-for-use-in-the-direst-emergencies-and-of-course-a-mile-long-unknown-intruder-approaching-your-main-source-of-power-isnt-an-emergenc 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/will-self/quote/a-funny-yet-interesting-read-will-self-knowa-his-stuff-and-must-do-a-lot-of-deep-research 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/melissa-bank/quote/no-he-said-and-he-snapped-his-fingers-youll-come-work-for-me-at-k-and-be-a-real-associate-editori-said-i-could-bring-you-up-on-charges-for-thatwhatwork-harassment-in-the-sexual-place 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mark-twain/quote/what-would-the-new-teacher-representing-france-teach-us-railroading-no-france-knows-nothing-valuable-about-railroading-steamshipping-no-france-has-no-superiorities-over-us-in-that-matter-stea 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 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https://atomicquote.com/author/david-carr/quote/necessity-is-a-mother 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/william-s-burroughs/quote/oh-be-careful-there-they-go-again-said-the-old-queen-as-his-string-broke-spilling-his-balls-over-the-floor-stop-them-will-you-james-you-worthless-old-shit-dont-just-stand-there-and-let-the-ma 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/robert-louis-stevenson/quote/three-reckoned-the-captain-ourselves-make-seven-counting-hawkins-here-now-about-honest-handsmost-likely-trelawneys-own-men-said-the-doctor-those-he-had-picked-up-for-himself-before-he-lit-on- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/samuel-r-delany/quote/i-dont-know-whether-asimov-realized-he-was-saying-this-as-well-but-as-an-old-historical-materialist-if-only-as-an-afterthought-he-must-have-realized-that-he-was-saying-too-no-one-here-will-ev 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 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https://atomicquote.com/author/seanan-mcguire/quote/if-it-had-been-my-decision-you-would-still-be-sleeping-and-i-would-be-hoping-every-hour-of-every-night-you-lived-was-filled-with-the-foulest-of-dreamsmy-only-nightmare-in-this-moment-is-the-q 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/delia-james/quote/i-could-say-the-last-of-my-doubts-about-taking-the-house-vanished-right-there-but-it-wouldnt-be-true-they-did-however-close-their-suitcases-and-check-the-bus-schedule 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mark-huntley-james/quote/his-only-mistake-naturally-enough-was-to-keep-his-attention-on-the-bloke-with-the-saw-he-should-have-been-watching-the-naked-girls-amazing-how-finely-balanced-that-choice-can-be 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/brigid-brophy/quote/manners-are-for-those-who-have-neither-beauty-or-talent-but-want-people-to-like-them-despite-their-lack-of-attractions 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/jane-austen/quote/i-have-not-yet-tranquillised-myself-enough-to-see-frederica 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/douglas-adams/quote/ok-so-the-guy-is-cool-but-i-mean-own-up-this-is-barking-time-this-is-major-lunch-this-is-stool-approaching-critical-mass-this-is-this-is-total-vocabulary-failure 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/kate-iffy-chukwu/quote/the-trouble-with-parents-is-they-remember-the-things-you-dont-want-them-to-remember-then-the-things-you-want-them-to-remember-they-forget-kosi-kamsi 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/terry-pratchett/quote/one-cannot-help-feeling-that-some-alternative-occupation-lettuce-farming-say-would-offer-somewhat-less-of-a-risk-of-being-put-to-death-by-installments-why-do-you-persist-in-itgoldeneyes-dacty 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/henry-miller/quote/i-think-if-jeremy-corbyn-got-a-cloak-hed-make-a-very-good-gandalf 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/kiran-manral/quote/a-dark-cloud-of-gloom-settled-itself-on-her-head-and-began-raining-on-her-day-her-mood-went-from-animated-to-morose-faster-than-it-would-get-a-f1-car-to-accelerate-to-full-throttle 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/keira-marcos/quote/no-answer-i-could-provide-to-that-question-could-possibly-serve-my-own-future-interests-sarek-straightened-his-sleeve-and-focused-on-her-more-wine-wife 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/terry-pratchett/quote/rincewind-picked-up-a-spare-paper-and-read-itit-was-headed-examination-for-the-post-of-assistant-night-soil-operative-for-the-district-of-wunghe-read-question-one-it-required-candidates-to-wr 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/lily-morton/quote/he-stares-at-me-so-youre-telling-me-that-you-obey-all-my-orders-because-honestly-that-would-be-news-to-mei-always-obey-your-orders-i-say-indignantly-i-am-quite-possibly-the-best-assistant-in- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/leo-tolstoy/quote/im-not-a-goose-youre-the-gooses-for-crying-over-nothing 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/annabeth-nash/quote/this-is-where-being-a-modern-woman-can-be-very-confusing-half-of-me-was-annoyed-that-quinn-felt-i-needed-protecting-and-the-other-half-of-me-loved-that-he-wanted-to-do-it-go-figure-rosa-wild- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/annabeth-nash/quote/smoky-knickers-always-said-you-were-hot-stuff-he-said-i-rolled-my-eyes-and-shook-my-head-at-the-same-time-it-made-me-so-dizzy-that-i-almost-fell-over-men 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/rex-stout/quote/wolfe-still-paid-no-attention-to-me-as-a-matter-of-fact-i-didnt-expect-him-to-since-he-was-busy-taking-exercise-he-had-recently-got-the-impression-he-weighed-too-much-which-was-about-the-same 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/antal-szerb/quote/tell-me-he-asked-with-some-embarassment-as-we-strolled-along-youre-a-bloody-german-arent-youoh-no-im-hungarianhungarianhungarianwhats-that-is-that-a-country-or-you-are-just-having-me-onnot-at 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/malka-ann-older/quote/the-aftereffects-of-confiding-something-you-shouldnt-have-almost-as-bad-as-a-hangover 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/christopher-brookmyre/quote/i-suppose-there-are-some-advantages-to-this-place-he-admitted-i-bet-its-fucking-raining-in-stirling 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/christopher-brookmyre/quote/in-a-mounting-panic-the-samnite-hefted-his-rifle-and-delivered-a-blast-straight-to-skullhammers-chest-point-blank-once-again-torment-and-debilitation-failed-to-ensue-well-this-is-awkward-said 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/carrie-ryan-john-parke-davis/quote/two-days-ago-the-preserve-received-a-curious-visitor-our-logbook-shows-the-signature-of-a-ms-notah-reelnaym-hailing-from-the-foreign-sounding-port-of-nowareneerheer-arriving-at-1000-am-on-the 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/lily-morton/quote/he-leans-back-in-his-seat-his-legs-are-spread-and-his-head-tipped-back-with-his-eyes-challenging-me-okay-whats-next-bossi-shudder-theatrically-i-see-why-you-like-it-just-the-word-makes-me-fee 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/rick-riordan/quote/they-passed-a-couple-of-guys-making-a-bronze-windup-toy-at-least-thats-what-it-looked-like-it-was-a-six-inch-tall-centaur-half-man-half-horse-armed-with-a-miniature-bow-one-of-the-campers-cra 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/rick-riordan/quote/hmph-yes-him-he-had-the-nerve-to-turn-down-our-offer-of-immortality-and-tell-us-to-pay-better-attention-to-our-children-er-no-offense-oh-how-could-i-take-offense-please-go-on-ignoring-me 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/chuck-palaniuk/quote/heres-another-big-symbol-she-says-still-crouched-and-looking-up-at-me-these-flowers-will-be-rotten-in-a-couple-hours-birds-will-crap-on-them-the-smoke-here-will-make-them-stink-and-tomorrow-a 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/rick-riordan/quote/sowell-start-by-boasting-will-we-just-like-old-times-very-well-demigod 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/nigel-barley/quote/much-has-been-written-on-the-excellence-of-bats-navigation-equipment-it-is-all-false-tropical-bats-spend-their-entire-time-flying-into-obstacles-with-a-horrible-thudding-noise-they-specialize 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/nigel-barley/quote/i-had-made-an-early-policy-decision-to-drink-the-native-beer-despite-the-undoubted-horrors-of-the-process-of-fabrication-on-my-very-first-visit-to-a-dowayo-beer-party-this-was-put-severely-to 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/nicola-slade/quote/charlotte-richmond-says-of-herself-i-have-few-ladylike-accomplishments-i-cannot-sing-i-cannot-draw-i-cannot-play-the-pianoforte-or-the-harp-and-i-cannot-produce-delicately-beautiful-embroider 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/william-sutcliffe/quote/university-of-life-year-one-advance-adventure-playgrounds-part-one-exam-go-to-the-third-world-and-survive-no-revision-interest-intellect-or-sensitivity-required 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/rick-riordan/quote/should-i-get-you-a-shovel-so-youcan-dig-that-hole-a-little-deeper 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/dougie-brimson/quote/i-think-youre-a-shit-said-keith-sharply-i-think-much-of-what-youve-done-this-season-is-shit-and-i-think-what-youve-put-everyone-involved-with-this-club-through-is-shit-hows-that 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/eden-robinson/quote/you-honkies-want-women-to-be-like-cookies-all-sweet-and-dainty-and-easy-to-eat-but-im-fry-bread-you-bitch-and-im-proud-of-it 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/marcel-proust/quote/without-inquiring-too-deeply-into-the-causes-which-make-it-possible-to-find-subjects-of-gaiety-always-close-at-hand-the-proof-of-that-possibility-can-be-found-in-the-fact-that-persons-of-sens 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/claire-north/quote/the-first-two-tracks-were-pop-songs-from-the-1970s-sung-in-danish-in-a-style-that-was-best-described-as-abba-without-joy 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/gary-edward-gedall/quote/to-imagine-that-i-was-pleased-would-have-been-an-understatement-if-i-was-a-dog-my-tail-would-be-wagging-my-arse-off 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/je-allen/quote/please-lets-change-subject-as-despite-the-alliteration-i-dont-think-politics-and-puddings-go-together 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/pritam-banikk/quote/shes-so-the-same-and-yet-so-the-incomparable 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/angela-gascoigne/quote/i-love-you-i-trust-you-and-i-want-to-be-your-human-canvas 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/je-allen/quote/nice-theres-no-fun-in-nice-ill-be-myself-and-youll-all-love-me-for-it 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/theodore-roosevelt/quote/the-men-worked-hard-and-faithfully-as-a-rule-in-spite-of-the-number-of-rough-characters-among-them-they-behaved-very-well-one-night-a-few-of-them-went-on-a-spree-and-proceeded-to-paint-san-an 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/adele-rose/quote/god-i-felt-as-if-i-had-just-been-flattened-by-elmer-the-elephant 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/jeffrey-archer/quote/sir-hamish-graham-has-many-of-the-qualities-most-of-the-failings-that-result-from-being-born-to-a-middle-class-scottish-family-he-was-well-educated-hard-working-honest-while-at-the-same-time- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/dougie-brimson/quote/well-we-certainly-dont-want-to-see-that-kind-of-thing-admonished-jeff-stelling-did-it-calm-downno-shouted-kamara-it-got-worse-the-police-were-just-getting-involved-when-the-chairman-was-hit-b 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/dougie-brimson/quote/oh-really-said-mayes-raising-a-mocking-eyebrow-which-put-rob-in-mind-of-a-poor-mans-roger-moore-and-what-on-earth-makes-you-think-that-you-of-all-people-would-be-allowed-anywhere-near-our-boa 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/dougie-brimson/quote/jane-turned-and-looked-at-rob-who-was-still-staring-into-space-with-a-crazed-look-on-his-face-are-you-listening-to-this-she-said-as-she-thumped-him-on-the-arm-rob-turned-to-her-and-broke-into 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/dougie-brimson/quote/a-game-rob-spluttered-a-bloody-game-he-turned-to-face-his-father-this-is-your-bloody-fault-im-living-your-bloody-karma 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https://atomicquote.com/author/victoria-aveyard/quote/im-starting-to-think-you-like-prisons-and-that-you-have-the-worst-taste-in-men 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/nancy-mitford/quote/oh-poor-octave-no-luck-at-all-as-usual-said-madame-rocher-he-is-still-with-his-regiment-still-only-a-captain-of-course-if-it-hadnt-been-for-this-wretched-war-he-would-be-at-least-a-colonel-by 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/fd-lee/quote/there-isnt-anything-i-can-tell-you-that-you-dont-already-know-melly-answeredyes-but-if-we-already-know-it-then-youre-not-telling-us-anything-new-bea-said-thinking-her-way-through-the-carriage 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/sophie-kerr/quote/i-can-always-make-up-my-mind-better-when-theres-a-man-around-because-i-know-the-thing-to-do-is-just-the-opposite-to-what-he-says 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mona-awad/quote/what-does-she-even-eat-do-you-thinktea-fungusruth-says-unsweetened-from-an-eye-dropper-is-what-i-picture-either-that-or-some-sort-of-sea-vegetablesad-i-sayit-is-ruth-museswe-decide-to-order-t 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/charles-dickens/quote/and-who-among-the-company-at-monseigneurs-reception-in-that-seventeen-hundred-and-eightieth-year-of-our-lord-could-possibly-doubt-that-a-system-rooted-in-a-frizzled-hangman-powdered-gold-lace 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/jonas-jonasson/quote/well-now-you-can-see-how-sensible-it-is-not-to-start-your-day-by-guessing-what-might-happen-after-all-how-long-would-i-have-had-to-go-on-guessing-before-i-guessed-this 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 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https://atomicquote.com/author/adele-rose/quote/how-could-they-have-forgotten-the-importance-of-todays-date-my-brain-screamed-at-me-as-with-shaking-fingers-i-climbed-the-stairs-to-the-bus-before-making-my-way-to-the-back-out-of-sight-my-bi 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/quote/he-with-the-cleanest-clothes-isnt-necessarily-the-cleanest 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/adele-rose/quote/surely-if-my-parents-and-older-brother-were-awake-now-that-would-mean-that-they-would-have-remembered-such-an-important-date-and-as-soon-as-they-saw-me-congratulate-me-on-living-another-year- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/eknath-easwaran/quote/i-have-tremendous-respect-for-anyone-who-can-control-his-palate-enough-to-learn-not-only-to-drink-beer-but-to-enjoy-it-too 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/adele-rose/quote/i-guess-that-the-goddess-venus-wasnt-on-my-side-with-this-fine-specimen-of-the-male-gender 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/adele-rose/quote/although-he-was-undeniably-handsome-at-the-end-of-the-day-he-was-still-some-random-stranger-who-had-suddenly-appeared-out-of-nowhere-wanted-to-talk-to-me-and-who-knew-my-name-the-term-strange 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/adele-rose/quote/make-a-run-for-it-a-voice-in-my-head-commanded-me-make-a-run-for-it-before-its-too-late-this-voice-was-clearly-sensible-however-sometimes-i-wasnt-sensible-especially-when-intrigue-was-involve 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/adele-rose/quote/pe-this-word-was-comprised-of-two-single-letters-which-would-normally-not-cause-anyone-any-trouble-they-were-two-single-letters-that-were-usually-associated-with-the-further-words-of-health-a 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/adele-rose/quote/i-was-in-my-element-excuse-the-pun 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/adele-rose/quote/his-tricks-had-raised-the-temperature-of-the-room-considerably-although-i-was-pretty-sure-his-presence-alone-had-that-effect 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/adele-rose/quote/how-could-i-suddenly-go-from-a-person-who-had-struggled-to-dissect-an-already-dead-mouse-to-someone-who-was-willing-to-murder-a-human-being-there-was-no-logic-to-it 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/adele-rose/quote/it-his-mind-they-reminded-him-of-tweedle-dee-and-tweedle-dum-with-an-extra-emphasise-placed-on-the-dum 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/adele-rose/quote/hecate-dresses-in-all-black-is-extremely-pale-unearthly-beautiful-and-has-the-most-chilling-eyes-ive-ever-known-all-in-all-she-comes-across-as-one-of-the-walking-dead-except-alive-and-far-pre 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/adele-rose/quote/the-library-could-be-summed-up-in-three-words-enormous-ancient-and-dusty-extremely-dusty-it-was-exactly-like-those-magnificent-libraries-you-more-or-less-see-in-every-gothic-movie-whats-more- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/adele-rose/quote/so-much-for-a-happy-halloween-i-thought-sarcastically-i-should-wear-a-huge-sign-around-my-neck-from-now-onwards-that-reads-stay-clear-of-me-if-you-want-your-party-to-survive-the-night 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/adele-rose/quote/soon-they-actually-began-to-titter-on-their-toes-as-they-glared-at-me-looking-more-like-an-army-of-angry-wasps-than-ever-before-all-they-needed-now-were-matching-yellow-and-black-jumpers-and- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/quote/we-are-sometimes-dragged-into-a-pit-of-unhappiness-by-someone-elses-opinion-that-we-do-not-look-happy 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/brittany-cavallaro/quote/but-tonight-ill-go-alone-youre-about-as-stealthy-as-a-lame-elephant-see-you-later-she-patted-me-on-the-shoulder-and-took-off-down-the-path-leaving-me-behind-both-charmed-and-insulted-the-side 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/quote/even-the-worlds-greatest-actor-cannot-fake-an-erection 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/quote/some-women-have-kissed-and-some-are-kissing-a-lot-of-frogs-even-though-the-very-first-man-that-they-have-each-kissed-was-and-is-still-a-prince 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/douglas-adams/quote/why-how-much-did-you-tip-himford-named-a-figure-againi-dont-know-how-much-it-is-said-arthur-whats-it-worth-in-pounds-sterling-what-could-it-buy-youit-would-probably-buy-you-roughly-er-ford-sc 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/james-minter/quote/a-laugh-a-day-does-you-more-good-than-an-apple-read-a-humours-book 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/quote/some-people-wouldnt-still-be-sane-if-they-were-not-religious-or-superstitious-some-wouldnt-be-disabled-or-dead 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/ks-marsden/quote/hunter-could-only-groan-what-are-you-doing-kristenbringing-breakfast-she-replied-innocently-think-of-it-as-thanks-for-saving-my-lifehunter-sat-up-in-bed-looking-his-usual-ruffled-morning-mess 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/robert-sheckley/quote/he-created-waterfalls-for-her-out-of-the-morning-dew-and-from-the-colored-pebbles-of-a-meadow-stream-he-made-a-necklace-more-beautiful-than-emeralds-sadder-than-pearls-she-caught-him-in-her-n 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/lemony-snicket/quote/well-see-what-you-find-out-stew-said-youll-find-out-what-it-feels-like-to-be-thrown-from-a-speeding-train-to-the-rocky-bottom-of-a-drained-sea-except-you-wont-really-find-out-because-youll-be 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/ks-marsden/quote/remember-the-plan-hunter-asked-as-they-drew-closer-to-their-targetkristen-looked-at-him-sceptically-keep-quiet-and-dont-get-seen-is-not-a-very-professional-plan-did-you-have-anything-else-to- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/quote/finding-out-that-you-are-not-your-lovers-only-lover-hurts-but-not-as-much-as-discovering-that-you-are-the-side-chick-or-the-side-dick 2026-10-23T15:29:41+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/cs-lewis/quote/and-he-had-been-very-badly-treated-by-a-girl-too-he-had-thought-her-a-really-civilised-and-adult-personality-and-then-she-had-unexpectedly-revealed-that-she-was-a-mass-of-bourgeois-prejudices 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/william-shakespeare/quote/theres-meaning-in-thy-snores 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/quote/some-peoples-self-esteem-was-secretly-improved-when-they-discovered-that-their-then-lovers-had-killed-themselves-over-them 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/quote/some-mens-chests-are-more-buttlike-than-some-womens-butts 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/charon-lloyd-roberts/quote/who-are-you-afterthe-snarky-asshole-onecould-you-be-a-little-more-specificthe-one-who-has-a-staff-and-throws-their-toys-out-of-the-pram-that-oneoohyeah 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/charon-lloyd-roberts/quote/yeah-no-shit-try-asking-random-people-about-a-bird-owned-by-someone-you-dont-know-javal-countered-well-still-you-got-it-javal-acknowledged-this-with-a-small-grin-now-what-javal-asked-ingra-sc 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/milan-kundera/quote/there-is-nothing-harder-to-explain-than-humor 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/milan-kundera/quote/humor-the-divine-flash-that-reveals-the-world-in-its-moral-ambiguity-and-man-in-his-profound-incompetence-to-judge-others-humor-the-intoxicating-relativity-of-human-things-the-strange-pleasur 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/omoruyi-uwuigiaren/quote/do-what-is-right-not-what-you-like 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/quote/unless-it-is-you-finding-out-who-your-lovers-dream-lover-is-is-a-nightmare 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/meghan-quinn/quote/if-porter-crawled-into-bed-with-me-i-wouldnt-flee-the-scene-right-away-i-probably-wouldnt-even-kick-him-out-i-might-kick-him-in-the-gonads-and-then-rub-my-cheek-against-his-chest-because-that 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 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https://atomicquote.com/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/quote/the-answer-to-the-question-how-many-children-do-you-have-and-the-one-to-the-question-how-many-children-are-you-raising-are-not-identical-in-all-cases-some-men-are-not-taking-care-of-their-own 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/spike-milligan/quote/roberts-had-joined-the-royal-artillery-in-1914-and-since-then-had-steadily-risen-to-the-rank-of-gunner-now-the-crunch-someone-with-a-perverted-sense-of-humour-made-him-a-lance-bombardier-robe 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/ashley-capes/quote/julesa-are-you-a-fool-father-will-have-you-hung-if-he-realises-youve-escapednever-everyone-dies-from-something 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/lee-child/quote/reacher-prowled-the-hallway-his-gun-stiff-armed-way-out-in-front-of-him-his-torso-jerking-violently-left-and-right-from-the-hips-like-a-crazy-disco-dance-the-house-storming-shuffle 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/eugenio-prados/quote/good-god-im-out-of-tobacco 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/ashley-capes/quote/i-do-prefer-being-alive-most-days 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/quote/one-of-the-leading-causes-of-obesity-is-the-misbelief-that-when-it-comes-to-juice-100-means-sugar-free 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/ana-claudia-antunes/quote/had-a-cold-hummus-with-pita-bread-under-a-delicious-food-yellow-or-red-might-just-have-the-appetite-to-cook-urgent-dinner-by-hook-or-crookso-thats-just-a-humus-humor-spread 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/quote/whether-it-is-big-or-small-the-size-of-a-poor-mans-yard-incessantly-reminds-him-that-he-is-poor 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/quote/being-hiv-positive-doesnt-necessarily-mean-that-you-are-going-to-die-before-each-and-every-person-who-is-hiv-negative 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/kamand-kojouri/quote/o-woman-father-says-natural-is-beautifulso-why-do-you-redden-your-cheeks-and-blacken-your-eyeswhy-do-you-remove-the-hair-on-your-legsand-draw-them-into-your-browswhy-do-you-hold-your-breathle 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/sharon-kendrick/quote/if-you-dont-like-your-appearance-then-change-it-but-dont-keep-doing-nothing-and-then-complaining-about-it-because-its-bo 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/leslie-charteris/quote/while-the-saint-when-it-was-necessary-to-play-the-part-could-assume-an-aspect-of-proud-or-unprincipled-poverty-that-would-evoke-a-responsive-twang-from-any-normal-heartstring-his-usual-appear 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/michael-g-williams/quote/she-didnt-tear-him-a-whole-new-one-for-having-fucked-up-the-scene-by-walking-all-over-it-so-much-as-she-pointed-out-where-exactly-the-new-one-would-be-torn-if-he-messed-it-up-again 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/sarah-dessen/quote/to-me-she-said-its-this-stupid-gotcha-thing-theyve-been-doing-it-for-weeks-now-leaping-out-at-each-other-and-us-scaring-the-hell-out-of-everyoneits-a-game-of-wits-bert-said-to-mehalf-wits-kri 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/charon-lloyd-roberts/quote/so-no-get-out-of-jail-free-card-huh-ingra-doesnt-say-a-word-i-hear-groaning-behind-me-its-tria-she-slowly-gets-up-how-did-we-get-here-tria-tries-to-keep-her-voice-calm 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/melanie-bennett/quote/oh-lass-im-not-going-full-out-r-rated-for-alex-trust-me-he-emphasized-and-rolled-his-eyes-no-no-im-doing-this-for-you-so-you-feel-luscious-and-if-it-should-jolt-raf-out-of-his-comfort-zone-bo 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/charon-lloyd-roberts/quote/ingra-just-kept-a-straight-face-he-hoped-vilenthe-was-joking-anyway-ingra-tried-to-bring-the-topic-full-circle 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/sarah-dessen/quote/i-was-distracted-thinking-about-what-shed-said-until-she-got-to-this-last-part-sherman-i-saidshe-nodded-thats-john-and-craigs-friend-hes-visiting-from-shreveportsherman-from-shreveport-i-said 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/chris-robb/quote/there-have-been-times-on-this-trip-ive-been-convinced-that-gps-was-wrong 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 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2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/louise-penny/quote/nice-hair-olivier-turned-to-clara-hoping-to-break-the-tensionthank-you-clara-ran-her-hands-through-it-making-it-stand-on-end-as-though-shed-just-had-a-scareyoure-right-olivier-turned-to-myrna 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/louise-penny/quote/she-strong-armed-the-swinging-door-and-walked-through-straight-into-an-acid-flashbackclaras-first-reaction-was-to-laugh-she-stood-stunned-for-a-moment-then-started-to-laugh-and-laugh-and-laug 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/will-collins/quote/get-away-from-me-she-cried-what-are-you-death-lok-answered-menacingly-brooke-looked-at-him-in-horror-haha-just-kidding 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/tana-french/quote/she-88yo-mrs-fitzgerald-crossed-herself-and-patted-my-arm-and-youre-after-coming-all-the-way-from-england-to-find-out-who-done-it-arent-you-great-god-bless-you-young-fella-the-old-heretic-i-s 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mads-sukalikar/quote/at-first-maisie-had-been-glad-to-work-with-a-female-crewmember-so-much-the-better-to-fend-off-the-sneers-leers-and-veiled-derision-of-her-male-majority-shipmates-but-now-she-knew-better-karen 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/martin-luther-king-jr/quote/there-comes-a-time-when-one-must-take-a-position-that-is-neither-safe-nor-politic-nor-popular-but-he-must-take-it-because-conscience-tells-him-it-is-right 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/richelle-mead/quote/the-greatest-and-most-powerful-revolutions-often-start-very-quietly-hidden-in-the-shadows-remember-that 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/john-f-kennedy/quote/if-by-a-liberal-they-mean-someone-who-looks-ahead-and-not-behind-someone-who-welcomes-new-ideas-without-rigid-reactions-someone-who-cares-about-the-welfare-of-the-people-their-health-their-ho 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 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https://atomicquote.com/author/jonah-goldberg/quote/if-there-is-ever-a-fascist-takeover-in-america-it-will-come-not-in-the-form-of-storm-troopers-kicking-down-doors-but-with-lawyers-and-social-workers-saying-im-from-the-government-and-im-here- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/anton-szandor-lavey/quote/the-real-satanist-is-not-quite-so-easily-recognized-as-such 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/john-adams/quote/while-our-country-remains-untainted-with-the-principles-and-manners-which-are-now-producing-desolation-in-so-many-parts-of-the-world-while-she-continues-sincere-and-incapable-of-insidious-and 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/paul-krugman/quote/i-believe-in-a-relatively-equal-society-supported-by-institutions-that-limit-extremes-of-wealth-and-poverty-i-believe-in-democracy-civil-liberties-and-the-rule-of-law-that-makes-me-a-liberal- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/brandon-sanderson/quote/kelsier-exhaled-in-exasperation-elend-venture-you-risked-your-life-risked-the-plan-and-our-lives-for-that-fool-of-a-boyvin-looked-up-glaring-at-him-yeswhat-is-wrong-with-you-girl-kelsier-aske 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/hl-mencken/quote/civilization-in-fact-grows-more-maudlin-and-hysterical-especially-under-democracy-it-tends-to-degenerate-into-a-mere-combat-of-crazes-the-whole-aim-of-practical-politics-is-to-keep-the-popula 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/wendell-berry/quote/eating-is-an-agricultural-act 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/hl-mencken/quote/all-government-in-its-essence-is-a-conspiracy-against-the-superior-man-its-one-permanent-object-is-to-oppress-him-and-cripple-him-if-it-be-aristocratic-in-organization-then-it-seeks-to-protec 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/david-foster-wallace/quote/because-weve-been-lied-to-and-lied-to-and-it-hurts-to-be-lied-to-its-ultimately-just-about-that-complicated-it-hurts-it-denies-you-respect-for-yourself-for-the-liar-for-the-world-especially-i 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/arun-d-ellis/quote/lets-de-bunk-some-of-this-shall-we-myth-1-kings-and-queens-are-divine-beings-rubbish-kings-and-queens-of-old-were-murdering-bastards-who-ruled-with-a-rod-of-iron-myth-2-the-rich-prosper-out-o 2026-10-23T11:17:18+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/voltairine-de-cleyre/quote/if-this-is-the-price-to-be-paid-for-an-idea-then-let-us-pay-there-is-no-need-of-being-troubled-about-it-afraid-or-ashamed-this-is-the-time-to-boldly-say-yes-i-believe-in-the-displacement-of-t 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/dave-barry/quote/palestinian-and-israeli-leaders-finally-recover-the-road-map-to-peace-only-to-discover-that-while-they-were-looking-for-it-the-lug-nuts-of-mutual-interest-came-off-the-front-left-wheel-of-acc 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/robert-a-heinlein/quote/political-tags-such-as-royalist-communist-democrat-populist-fascist-liberal-conservative-and-so-forth-are-never-basic-criteria-the-human-race-divides-politically-into-those-who-want-people-to 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/samuel-adams/quote/the-liberties-of-our-country-the-freedoms-of-our-civil-constitution-are-worth-defending-at-all-hazards-it-is-our-duty-to-defend-them-against-all-attacks-we-have-received-them-as-a-fair-inheri 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/alastair-reynolds/quote/a-citys-only-ever-three-hot-meals-away-from-anarchy 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/niccolo-machiavelli/quote/in-conclusion-the-arms-of-others-either-fall-from-your-back-or-they-weigh-you-down-or-they-bind-you-fast 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/nicolas-g-janovsky/quote/spending-time-looking-for-what-is-missing-in-your-life-is-futile-if-you-fail-to-look-within-yourself-when-we-challenge-everything-we-believe-we-are-we-reveal-that-which-we-never-knew-about-ou 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/john-le-carre/quote/by-repetition-each-lie-becomes-an-irreversible-fact-upon-which-other-lies-are-constructed 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/esther-m-friesner/quote/if-one-cannot-learn-from-the-mistakes-of-others-one-might-as-well-become-a-democrat 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/vs-naipaul/quote/it-is-wrong-to-have-an-ideal-view-of-the-world-thats-where-the-mischief-starts-thats-where-everything-starts-unravelling 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/jenny-holzer/quote/if-you-behaved-nicely-the-communists-wouldnt-exist 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/john-pilger/quote/the-major-western-democracies-are-moving-towards-corporatism-democracy-has-become-a-business-plan-with-a-bottom-line-for-every-human-activity-every-dream-every-decency-every-hope-the-main-par 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/john-w-dean/quote/social-conservatism-and-neoconservatism-have-revived-authoritarian-conservatism-and-not-for-the-better-of-conservatism-or-american-democracy-true-conservatism-is-cautious-and-prudent-authorit 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/toni-morrison/quote/all-of-that-art-for-arts-sake-stuff-is-bs-she-declares-what-are-these-people-talking-about-are-you-really-telling-me-that-shakespeare-and-aeschylus-werent-writing-about-kings-all-good-art-is- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/bill-maher/quote/new-rule-stop-asking-miss-usa-contestants-if-they-believe-in-evolution-its-not-their-field-its-like-asking-stephen-hawking-if-he-believes-in-hair-scrunchies-heres-what-they-know-about-spray-t 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/aristophanes/quote/to-win-the-people-always-cook-them-some-savoury-that-pleases-them 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/sarah-palin/quote/the-america-i-know-and-love-is-not-one-in-which-my-parents-or-my-baby-with-down-syndrome-will-have-to-stand-in-front-of-obamas-death-panel-so-his-bureaucrats-can-decide-based-on-a-subjective- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/noam-chomsky/quote/this-sarah-palin-phenomenon-is-very-curious-i-think-somebody-watching-us-from-mars-they-would-think-the-country-has-gone-insane 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/john-stuart-mill/quote/a-party-of-order-or-stability-and-a-party-of-progress-or-reform-are-both-necessary-elements-of-a-healthy-state-of-political-life 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/russell-brand/quote/i-am-naive-and-i-have-fucked-up-but-i-tell-you-something-else-i-believe-in-change-i-dont-mind-getting-my-hands-dirty-because-my-hands-are-dirty-already-i-dont-mind-giving-my-life-to-this-beca 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/carl-schmitt/quote/every-actual-democracy-rests-on-the-principle-that-not-only-are-equals-equal-but-unequals-will-not-be-treated-equally-democracy-requires-therefore-first-homogeneity-and-second-if-the-need-ari 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/hl-mencken/quote/the-whole-aim-of-practical-politics-is-to-keep-the-populace-alarmed-and-hence-clamorous-to-be-led-to-safety-by-an-endless-series-of-hobgoblins-most-of-them-imaginary 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/jose-rizal/quote/i-can-concede-that-the-government-has-no-knowledge-of-the-people-but-i-believe-the-people-know-less-of-the-government-there-are-useless-officials-evil-if-you-like-but-there-are-also-good-ones 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/benito-juarez/quote/entre-los-individuos-como-entre-las-naciones-el-respeto-al-derecho-ajeno-es-la-paz-among-individuals-as-among-nations-respect-for-the-rights-of-others-is-peace 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/charles-baxter/quote/there-is-such-a-thing-as-the-poetry-of-a-mistake-and-when-you-say-mistakes-were-made-you-deprive-an-action-of-its-poetry-and-you-sound-like-a-weasel 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/david-foster-wallace/quote/there-is-no-such-thing-as-not-voting-you-either-vote-by-voting-or-you-vote-by-staying-home-and-tacitly-doubling-the-value-of-some-diehards-vote 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/john-frohnmayer/quote/the-white-house-usually-followed-the-seagull-theory-of-management-fly-in-squawk-and-flap-and-shit-and-fly-away 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/warren-buffett/quote/theres-class-warfare-all-right-but-its-my-class-the-rich-class-thats-making-war-and-were-winning 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/george-carlin/quote/capitalism-tries-for-a-delicate-balance-it-attempts-to-work-things-out-so-that-everyone-gets-just-enough-stuff-to-keep-them-from-getting-violent-and-trying-to-take-other-peoples-stuff 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/henry-david-thoreau/quote/even-voting-for-the-right-is-doing-nothing-for-it-it-is-only-expressing-to-men-feebly-your-desire-that-it-should-prevail-a-wise-man-will-not-leave-the-right-to-the-mercy-of-chance-nor-wish-it 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/wendell-berry/quote/we-americans-are-not-usually-thought-to-be-a-submissive-people-but-of-course-we-are-why-else-would-we-allow-our-country-to-be-destroyed-why-else-would-we-be-rewarding-its-destroyers-why-else- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/john-emerich-edward-dalberg-acton/quote/liberty-is-not-a-means-to-a-higher-political-end-it-is-itself-the-highest-political-end 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/ron-paul/quote/its-amazing-that-people-dont-understand-that-the-more-the-market-is-involved-and-the-smaller-the-government-the-lower-the-price-the-better-the-distribution-and-the-higher-the-quality 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/catherynne-m-valente/quote/marya-morevna-we-are-better-at-this-than-you-are-we-can-hold-two-terrible-ideas-at-once-in-our-hearts-never-have-your-folk-delighted-us-more-been-more-like-family-for-a-devil-hypocrisy-is-a-p 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/ayaan-hirsi-ali/quote/many-well-meaning-dutch-people-have-told-me-in-all-earnestness-that-nothing-in-islamic-culture-incites-abuse-of-women-that-this-is-just-a-terrible-misunderstanding-men-all-over-the-world-beat 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/joseph-sobran/quote/if-you-want-government-to-intervene-domestically-youre-a-liberal-if-you-want-government-to-intervene-overseas-youre-a-conservative-if-you-want-government-to-intervene-everywhere-youre-a-moder 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/wendell-berry/quote/a-proper-community-we-should-remember-also-is-a-commonwealth-a-place-a-resource-an-economy-it-answers-the-needs-practical-as-well-as-social-and-spiritual-of-its-members-among-them-the-need-to 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/arun-d-ellis/quote/the-delores-tank-rolled-on-inexorably-you-get-a-mortgage-to-buy-a-house-a-larger-mortgage-than-the-previous-owner-because-the-price-of-the-house-has-been-artificially-increased-by-the-market- 2026-10-23T11:24:30+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/gordon-donaldson/quote/americans-though-apparently-impressed-by-ghastly-sentimentality-and-outrageous-hypocrisy-are-by-nature-much-more-politically-cynical-than-canadians-in-their-longer-history-they-have-had-much- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/robert-g-ingersoll/quote/they-knew-that-to-put-god-in-the-constitution-was-to-put-man-out-they-knew-that-the-recognition-of-a-deity-would-be-seized-upon-by-fanatics-and-zealots-as-a-pretext-for-destroying-the-liberty 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/mary-e-pearson/quote/i-walked-up-to-griz-and-poked-him-in-the-chest-let-me-make-this-perfectly-clear-to-you-though-some-might-seek-to-make-it-appear-otherwise-i-am-not-a-bride-to-be-bartered-away-to-another-kingd 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/bob-dylan/quote/the-line-it-is-drawnthe-curse-it-is-castthe-slow-one-nowwill-later-be-fastas-the-present-nowwill-later-be-pastthe-new-order-israpidly-fadinand-the-first-one-nowwill-later-be-lastfor-the-times 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/christopher-hitchens/quote/what-i-used-to-say-to-people-when-i-was-much-more-engage-myself-is-that-you-cant-be-apolitical-it-will-come-and-get-you-its-not-that-you-shouldnt-be-neutral-its-that-you-wont-be-able-to-stay- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/ron-paul/quote/todays-events-are-reminiscent-of-the-old-testament-story-of-how-the-israelites-demanded-a-king-over-gods-objection-they-believed-that-a-king-would-give-them-peace-and-security-the-results-pro 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/gabriel-garcia-marquez/quote/dr-urbino-did-not-agree-in-his-opinion-a-liberal-president-was-exactly-the-same-as-a-conservative-president-but-not-as-well-dressed 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/gayle-s-rubin/quote/our-categories-are-important-we-cannot-organize-a-social-life-a-political-movement-or-our-individual-identities-and-desires-without-them-the-fact-that-categories-invariably-leak-and-can-never 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/stephanie-dray/quote/and-i-reminded-myself-that-a-woman-should-be-able-to-dress-as-she-liked-without-a-man-hurting-her 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/robert-g-ingersoll/quote/in-all-ages-the-people-have-honored-those-who-dishonored-them-they-have-worshiped-their-destroyers-they-have-canonized-the-most-gigantic-liars-and-buried-the-great-thieves-in-marble-and-gold- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/bob-dylan/quote/come-senators-congressmenplease-heed-the-calldont-stand-in-the-doorwaydont-block-up-the-hallfor-he-that-gets-hurtwill-be-he-who-has-stalledtheres-a-battle-outside-raginitll-soon-shake-your-wi 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/tacitus/quote/crime-once-exposed-has-no-refuge-but-in-audacity 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/thomas-paine/quote/could-the-straggling-thoughts-of-individuals-be-collected-they-would-frequently-form-materials-for-wise-and-able-men-to-improve-into-useful-matter 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/george-orwell/quote/the-girl-with-dark-hair-was-coming-towards-them-across-the-field-with-what-seemed-a-single-movement-she-tore-off-her-clothes-and-flung-them-disdainfully-aside-her-body-was-white-and-smooth-bu 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/corneliu-zelea-codreanu/quote/the-country-is-dying-cause-of-an-lack-of-men-not-a-lack-of-programms 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/maxim-gorky/quote/politics-is-something-similar-to-the-lower-physiological-functions-with-the-unpleasant-difference-that-political-functions-are-unavoidably-carried-out-in-public 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/daniel-w-drezner/quote/indeed-one-concern-would-be-that-the-initial-neoconservative-response-to-a-zombie-outbreak-would-be-to-invade-iraq-again-out-of-force-of-habit 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/cintra-wilson/quote/right-now-the-economy-is-a-whole-lot-like-a-fairly-good-looking-brain-dead-chick-in-a-persistent-vegetative-coma-you-cant-really-wake-her-up-but-theres-things-shes-still-good-for 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/paul-krugman/quote/these-are-tough-times-for-state-governments-huge-deficits-loom-almost-everywhere-from-california-to-new-york-from-new-jersey-to-texaswait-texas-wasnt-texas-supposed-to-be-thriving-even-as-the 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/denis-leary/quote/white-men-have-screwed-this-country-up-i-would-like-a-black-female-everything-all-rolled-into-onei-want-something-different-i-want-a-real-change-people-i-want-a-president-who-speaks-well-who- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/suzanne-collins/quote/its-a-saying-from-thousands-of-years-ago-written-in-a-language-called-latin-about-a-place-called-rome-he-explains-panem-et-circenses-translates-into-bread-and-circuses-the-writer-was-saying-t 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/tariq-ali/quote/it-was-civil-disobedience-that-won-them-their-civil-rights 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/tariq-ramadan/quote/i-have-learned-that-one-should-say-peace-to-those-who-shout-their-hatred-for-ones-being-and-presence-or-at-ones-passage 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/thomas-frank/quote/corruption-is-uniquely-reprehensible-in-a-democracy-because-it-violates-the-systems-first-principle-which-we-all-learned-back-in-the-sunshiny-days-of-elementary-school-that-the-government-exi 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/laura-bush/quote/i-think-its-important-that-roe-v-wade-remain-legal-for-medical-reasons-and-other-reasons 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/hannah-arendt/quote/never-has-our-future-been-more-unpredictable-never-have-we-depended-so-much-on-political-forces-that-cannot-be-trusted-to-follow-the-rules-of-common-sense-and-self-interest-forces-that-look-l 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/ayaan-hirsi-ali/quote/by-declaring-our-prophet-infallible-and-not-permitting-ourselves-to-question-him-we-muslims-had-set-up-a-static-tyranny-the-prophet-muhammad-attempted-to-legislate-every-aspect-of-life-by-adh 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/vera-whisman/quote/two-respondents-minimized-the-assimilationist-implications-of-the-dominant-account-russ-silver-rejects-the-idea-entirelyi-have-no-interest-in-being-accepted-i-consider-this-system-corrupt-and 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/nancy-isenberg/quote/when-you-turn-an-election-into-a-three-ring-circus-theres-always-a-chance-that-the-dancing-bear-will-win 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/peggy-noonan/quote/we-must-try-again-to-be-alive-to-what-the-people-of-our-country-really-long-for-in-our-national-life-forgiveness-and-grace-maturity-and-wisdomour-political-leaders-will-know-our-priorities-on 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/john-howard-yoder/quote/nonviolent-action-on-behalf-of-justice-is-no-automatic-forumla-with-promise-of-success-but-neither-is-war-after-all-at-least-half-of-the-people-who-go-to-war-for-some-cause-deemed-worthy-of-i 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/carlos-marighella/quote/the-government-is-making-a-fool-of-itself-by-attributing-all-terrorism-and-acts-against-the-government-only-to-one-single-patriot 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 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