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https://atomicquote.com/author/jenny-trout/quote/id-never-been-a-good-damsel-in-distress-i-was-a-hands-on-damsel 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/james-dashner/quote/oh-im-good-seriously-after-all-these-years-youd-think-i-would-stop-amazing-myself-but-here-i-am-still-doing-it 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/shelly-laurenston/quote/id-rather-have-rabies-than-be-in-lovewhybecause-at-least-you-can-get-over-rabies-with-some-shots 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/holly-hood/quote/so-just-let-me-deal-with-it-i-can-be-emotionally-flawed-and-still-love-you-all-at-the-same-time-im-a-great-multitasker 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/kerrelyn-sparks/quote/what-are-you-waiting-for-shanna-asked-hes-dying-do-it-conner-looked-at-angus-ye-do-it-it-was-yer-ideanay-ye-were-the-first-to-suggest-it-ye-do-itim-no-touching-him-conner-saidhe-nudged-phinea 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 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https://atomicquote.com/author/derek-landy/quote/aurora-sagged-why-is-it-she-asked-that-every-time-im-with-you-two-we-end-up-stealing-something-bigwe-always-return-it-donegan-said-a-little-defensively-maybe-not-always-in-one-piece-or-necess 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/cynthia-hand/quote/as-your-abilities-begin-to-grow-your-angelic-side-will-start-to-manifest-itself-in-more-noticeable-waysmy-angelic-side-great-like-i-dont-have-enough-to-deal-withits-not-so-bad-mom-says-youll- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/karen-macinerney/quote/i-have-a-secret-a-big-fat-hairy-secret-and-im-not-talking-minor-league-stuff-like-i-once-let-joseph-applebaum-feel-me-up-behind-the-seventh-grade-stairwell-or-i-got-a-brazilian-wax-after-work 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/gina-damico/quote/well-remember-active-grims-cant-have-children-fertility-is-adversley-affected-by-the-proximity-to-the-ether-to-elixir-and-all-sorts-of-other-components-plus-the-grimsphere-is-no-place-to-rais 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/bauvard/quote/envy-is-for-people-who-dont-have-the-self-esteem-to-be-jealous 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/derek-landy/quote/its-fairly-standard-also-im-fourteen-also-yourbeards-stupidisnt-this-fun-skulduggery-said-brightly-the-three-of-usgetting-along-so-well 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/nalini-singh/quote/the-woman-rolled-her-eyes-darkriver-males-are-damn-possessive-and-complete-exhibitionists-during-the-mating-dancesascha-ran-through-her-dictionary-of-changeling-terminology-and-could-find-no- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/simone-elkeles/quote/you-think-youve-never-been-wrong-before-alexsure-i-have-why-just-last-week-i-bought-bobbi-brown-sandwash-petal-lip-gloss-when-the-pink-blossom-color-would-have-looked-so-much-better-with-my-c 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/cc-hunter/quote/his-eyes-widened-oh-hell-you-think-im-going-to-let-him-bite-me-no-way-its-too-risky-and-way-too-guy 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/cynthia-hand/quote/i-think-you-must-be-some-kind-of-a-freak-either-that-or-youre-trying-toconvert-me-to-your-secret-horse-religiondarn-you-got-me-she-says-theatrically-you-thwarted-my-evil-plan 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/rachel-vincent/quote/youre-nashs-brother-and-a-grim-reaper-she-blinked-again-and-i-readied-myself-for-hysterics-or-fear-or-laughter-but-knowing-emma-i-should-have-known-better-so-you-what-kill-people-did-you-kill 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/gena-showalter/quote/um-im-happy-to-sit-close-to-you-and-everything-but-i-had-no-idea-you-would-like-it-so-much-paris-muttered 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/breanna-hayse/quote/of-course-it-hurts-its-a-spanking-how-else-would-it-work 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/jennifer-rardin/quote/besides-my-professional-goals-i-have-a-couple-of-private-ones-my-man-one-of-those-is-to-pet-a-kangaroo-before-i-leave-australia-i-understand-theres-lots-of-eastern-grays-around-this-area-what 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/michele-jaffe/quote/thinking-not-for-the-first-time-that-life-should-come-with-a-trapdoor-just-a-little-exit-hatch-you-could-disappear-through-when-youd-utterly-and-completely-mortified-yourself-or-when-you-had- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/junot-diaz/quote/called-her-a-whore-and-attacked-her-walls-tearing-down-her-posters-and-throwing-her-books-everywhere-i-found-out-because-some-whitegirl-ran-up-and-said-excuse-me-but-your-stupid-roommate-is-g 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/derek-landy/quote/if-he-cant-get-to-the-clock-any-idea-how-we-deal-with-this-lotwith-great-care-donegan-suggestedhow-about-we-run-off-shout-and-they-follow-said-gracious-then-just-when-they-think-theyve-caught 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/charlie-higson/quote/standing-in-the-corridor-was-a-large-plastic-bin-on-wheels-he-looked-inside-empty-tins-of-dog-food-that-explained-the-spaghetti-with-meat-sauce-oh-well-hed-eaten-worse 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/becca-fitzpatrick/quote/i-stared-at-the-phone-in-disbelief-then-ripped-a-clean-sheet-of-paper-from-my-notebook-i-scribbled-jerk-on-the-first-line-on-the-line-beneath-it-i-added-smokes-cigars-will-die-of-lung-cancer- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/jrr-tolkien/quote/if-you-have-ever-seen-a-dragon-in-a-pinch-you-will-realize-that-this-was-only-poetical-exaggeration-applied-to-any-hobbit-even-to-old-tooks-great-granduncle-bullroarer-who-was-so-huge-for-a-h 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/adam-gidwitz/quote/once-upon-a-time-fairy-tales-were-awesome 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/john-flanagan/quote/smimasen-alyss-said-repeatedly-as-they-brushed-against-passerby-what-does-that-mean-will-asked-as-they-reached-a-stretch-of-street-bare-of-any-other-pedestrians-he-was-impressed-by-alysss-gra 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/john-flanagan/quote/halt-said-horace-ive-been-thinkinghalt-and-will-exchanged-an-amused-glance-always-a-dangerous-pastime-they-chorused-for-many-years-it-had-been-halts-unfailing-response-when-will-had-made-the- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/jay-mclean/quote/nothing-says-awkward-like-coming-in-your-pants-while-dry-humping 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/nalini-singh/quote/somehow-the-idea-of-montgomery-as-a-fairy-doesnt-have-the-same-effect-on-me-as-it-appears-to-have-on-you-raphael 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/ja-saare/quote/if-you-were-anyone-else-your-nuts-would-be-taking-a-long-vacation-and-the-destination-would-be-out-of-your-mouth 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/rachel-hawkins/quote/no-but-as-a-vampire-im-able-to-detect-subtle-shifts-in-emotional-energy 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/tessa-dare/quote/why-must-this-be-so-mortifying-oh-thats-right-because-its-my-life 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/id-locke/quote/haskell-to-quinlinyou-need-anything-quin-absolutely-anything-you-call-me-and-ill-be-there-remember-friends-help-you-move-good-friends-help-you-move-a-body-best-friends-bring-their-own-shovel- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/sarra-manning/quote/getting-money-from-my-dad-is-a-finesse-job-luckily-i-have-finesse-coming-out-of-my-arse-i-barged-into-his-study-without-knocking-marched-across-to-his-desk-and-held-out-my-hand-give-me-twenty 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/vivian-vande-velde/quote/she-sighed-loudly-physical-appearance-is-not-what-is-importantyeah-right-tell-that-to-any-girl-who-hasnt-bothered-to-put-on-a-presentable-shirt-or-fix-her-hair-because-shes-only-running-into- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/cynthia-hand/quote/bug-spray-mosquitoes-never-bother-me-but-apparently-they-eat-tucker-alive-if-he-forgets-bug-spray-so-i-wear-it-for-solidarity-all-the-kids-wearit-i-explain-to-mom-they-say-the-mosquito-is-the 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/thea-harrison/quote/she-called-me-my-lady-she-told-him-in-a-plaintive-voice-i-dont-know-who-that-is-im-no-lady-the-last-of-his-fury-faded-away-to-be-replaced-with-a-quick-gleam-he-peered-under-the-sheet-i-can-at 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/keiko-nobumoto/quote/hackers-are-nerdy-pasty-tubby-little-geeks-with-triple-thick-glasses-and-this-is-probably-a-demented-otaku-with-smelly-feet-so-catching-him-will-be-a-breeze 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/patricia-briggs/quote/i-dont-know-who-you-think-you-are-my-mothers-voice-was-low-and-dangerous-but-if-you-dont-get-out-of-my-way-right-this-instant-it-wont-matteradam-was-the-alpha-werewolf-in-charge-of-the-local- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/thomas-henry-huxley/quote/extinguished-theologians-lie-about-the-cradle-of-every-science-as-the-strangled-snakes-beside-that-of-hercules-and-history-records-that-whenever-science-and-orthodoxy-have-been-fairly-opposed 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/tessa-dare/quote/prithee-he-protested-if-thou-wouldst-waiteth-a-goddamned-second 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/david-mcraney/quote/women-will-buy-products-in-an-attempt-to-become-the-impossible-goal-men-will-buy-products-in-an-attempt-to-mate-with-the-impossible-goal 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/lisa-mantchev/quote/this-is-a-theater-bertie-annoyed-by-the-inquisition-dropped-him-onto-stage-several-feet-of-slack-cable-landed-atop-the-fairy-in-a-slithering-heapoh-peaseblossom-said-youve-buried-him-alive 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/benson-bruno/quote/i-dont-dwell-on-the-fact-that-i-may-have-ridden-on-planes-that-which-i-cant-remember-having-needed-i-simply-accept-it-is-the-most-preferable-kind-of-self-insight-one-that-does-not-require-any 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/lemony-snicket/quote/the-table-of-elements-does-not-contain-one-of-the-most-powerful-elements-that-make-up-our-world-and-that-is-the-element-of-surprise 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/ea-bucchianeri/quote/weirdism-is-definitely-the-cornerstone-of-many-an-artists-career 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/john-flanagan/quote/i-said-names-arent-important-he-repeated-there-was-a-silence-between-them-for-some-seconds-then-the-ranger-said-do-you-know-what-is-importantwill-shook-his-headsupper-is-important 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/julie-kagawa/quote/goodfellow-snickeredwouldnt-be-any-fun-if-we-didnt-run-into-some-sort-of-catastrophe-pulling-his-dagger-he-waved-me-onafter-youyour-highnesspuck-to-ash 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/jim-benton/quote/this-means-that-i-dont-have-to-run-faster-than-the-psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal-i-just-have-to-run-faster-than-whoever-is-with-me-when-the-psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal-starts-chasin 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/ja-saare/quote/rhiannons-law-16-if-it-looks-like-a-rabbit-and-it-hops-like-a-rabbit-run-the-other-way-and-fast-that-shit-is-liable-to-tear-you-arm-off 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/tahereh-mafi/quote/do-you-never-get-exhausted-being-so-wholly-unbearable 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/bauvard/quote/if-you-want-to-change-the-world-just-change-yourself-the-world-needs-traitors 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/karen-chance/quote/i-moved-to-assist-but-never-got-the-chance-there-was-some-pretty-violent-banging-for-a-minute-and-then-a-tearing-sound-finally-the-stall-door-flew-open-and-rays-shirtless-body-emerged-and-sta 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/janette-rallison/quote/blackmailers-never-explain-their-thinking-theyre-like-pirates-that-way-dark-hearted-dangerous-and-cool-like-johnny-depp 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/kristen-proby/quote/you-dont-like-romantic-shit-luke-remarks-and-frowns-at-mei-dont-like-watching-you-lay-the-romantic-shit-on-my-best-friend-pal-its-disgusting-this-i-gesture-around-the-room-with-my-hands-is-no 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/kiersten-white/quote/any-other-iron-on-you-he-asked-impatientlyjust-my-tongue-studhis-look-was-a-mixture-of-curiosity-and-horrorim-kidding-you-idiot-lets-go 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/nalini-singh/quote/since-sienna-was-in-an-unusually-cooperative-mood-the-session-went-well-he-was-returning-from-it-midmorning-after-a-short-detour-when-a-small-naked-body-barreled-into-him-in-one-of-the-main-c 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/molly-harper/quote/i-was-just-turned-last-week-im-a-librarianhe-stilled-as-if-id-just-told-him-i-was-the-inventor-of-the-tube-top-i-watched-a-movie-about-a-librarian-once-well-she-was-a-librarian-by-day-a-call- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/john-waters/quote/when-they-throw-the-water-on-the-witch-she-says-who-would-have-thought-a-good-little-girl-like-you-could-destroy-my-beautiful-wickedness-that-line-inspired-my-life-i-sometimes-say-it-to-mysel 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/jennifer-lynn-barnes/quote/little-known-fact-about-cheerleaders-they-keep-schedules-that-would-make-grown-marines-cry 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/bauvard/quote/i-hope-people-of-the-future-will-remember-my-books-for-being-burned-and-i-challenge-an-elite-few-to-imagine-the-embers-of-the-last-copy 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/abigail-roux/quote/what-do-you-want-macguffin-a-duelno-julian-held-out-both-hands-one-palm-flat-the-other-held-over-it-in-a-fist-rock-paper-scissors-two-out-of-threety-rolled-his-eyes-and-held-out-his-fist-appa 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 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https://atomicquote.com/author/jill-shalvis/quote/tag-opened-the-door-to-his-knock-and-with-a-look-of-disappointment-peered-behind-wadeyou-got-someone-better-coming-over-wade-asked-himpizza-tag-said 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/elizabeth-c-bunce/quote/rose-unearthed-three-crystal-goblets-that-almost-matched-and-even-found-a-tablecloth-that-hadnt-been-attacked-by-moths-since-its-last-public-appearance 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/david-lodge/quote/as-is-perhaps-obvious-morris-zapp-had-no-great-esteem-for-his-fellow-labourers-in-the-vineyards-of-literature-they-seemed-to-him-vague-fickle-irresponsible-creatures-who-wallowed-in-relativis 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/wes-locher/quote/it-wasnt-enough-that-i-had-to-worry-about-playing-well-and-winning-the-game-but-i-also-had-to-deal-with-possibility-that-one-of-my-teammates-could-be-dragged-off-the-field-by-the-inhabitants- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/susan-higginbotham/quote/though-i-normally-approve-of-plain-speaking-as-you-know-i-would-suggest-that-as-part-of-your-good-behavior-you-refer-to-the-king-as-his-grace-or-even-simply-the-king-instead-of-that-creature- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/tate-hallaway/quote/the-skanky-vamp-biting-for-bucks-on-the-dark-end-of-state-street-is-your-ex-boyfriend-william-asked-the-look-on-williams-face-implied-he-hoped-i-washed-after-interacting-with-parrish 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/wes-locher/quote/the-cats-scamper-in-front-of-my-legs-causing-me-to-fall-and-face-plant-into-whatever-furniture-is-closest-they-especially-like-to-play-this-game-when-im-carrying-piping-hot-coffee 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/cc-hunter/quote/go-out-with-me-tomorow-night-perry-went-on-let-me-prove-to-you-that-im-the-guy-you-wantii-guess-i-coul-go-out-tomorrow-night-miranda-sounded-shocked-and-a-little-swept-off-her-feetthen-from-t 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/richelle-mead/quote/your-your-aura-its-amazing-its-shining-i-mean-it-always-shines-but-today-well-ive-never-seen-anything-like-it-i-didnt-expect-that-after-everything-that-happenedi-shifted-around-uncomfortably- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/julie-kagawa/quote/scott-waldron-what-robbies-lip-curled-in-a-glimace-of-disgust-the-jockstrap-why-does-he-need-you-to-teach-him-how-to-read-i-scowled-at-him-just-because-hes-captain-of-the-football-team-doesnt 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 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https://atomicquote.com/author/plato/quote/you-take-the-words-in-the-sense-which-is-most-damaging-to-the-argument 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/molly-harper/quote/we-finally-settled-on-francis-ford-coppolas-version-of-dracula-which-unfortunately-gabriel-seemed-to-think-was-a-comedy-i-think-it-was-the-combination-of-keanu-reevess-british-accent-and-gary 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/molly-harper/quote/i-would-have-taken-zeb-purely-for-entertainment-value-but-he-had-an-actual-date-with-a-real-girl-that-hadnt-happened-in-a-while-so-i-was-a-good-friend-and-put-my-own-needs-second-to-the-possi 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 https://atomicquote.com/author/sherry-thomas/quote/all-right-my-hope-but-i-am-not-saying-the-rest-of-it-i-have-something-you-need-to-feelshe-feigned-the-sound-of-outrage-but-we-barely-know-each-other-sirhe-laughed-softly-but-you-must-hold-it- 2026-10-23T04:29:31+00:00 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