Tom Robbins Quotes

In the beginning was the word and the word was CHOICE

It’s been said that golf is a Zen activity. I’d argue that if golfers were practicing Zen, they wouldn’t keep score.

How do you know that? Maybe I’m a fucking detective,

Kudra was amused by Alobar's tentative polka until her eyes fell upon the tumescent protrusion dancing with him. Disgusting she thought. An erection is just inappropriate. Then she realized with a sho...

In the beginning was the thing. And one thing led to another.

Even though the mind of humanity was ultimately one mind, still, each and every single individual had to establish his or her own special, personal, particular, unique, direct, one-on-one, hands-on re...

Not only is religion divisive and oppressive, it is also a denial of all that is divine in people; it is a suffocation of the soul.

If we're ever going to get the world back on a natural footing, back in tune with natural rhythyms, if we're going to nurture the Earth and protect it and have fun with it and learn from it - which is...

If being alive is not a virtue, then there is little virtue in virtue.

Life is like a stew, you have to stir it frequently, or all the scum rises to the top.

As you know, I’ve been sick and stupid for a long time. I have a lot to make up for,

İnsanın amaçları, idealleri, uğrunda mücadele edeceği nedenleri varsa, o zaman o insan, kafasının üzerinde sıçan kılma asılı sallanan kılıca tüm dikkatini veremez. Her birimize bir yolculuk bileti ver...

What bothers me today is the lack of, well, i guess you'd call it authentic experience. so much is a sham. so much is artificial, synthetic, watered-down, and standardized...we're standardizing people...

I'll bet I'm as old as you are.I'm older than Sanskrit.Well, I was waitress at the Last Supper.I'm so old I remember when McDonald's had only sold a hundred burgers.You win.

Long as you’re not afraid, nobody can run your life for you. Remember that. Hell is being scared of things.

Success can eliminate as many options as failure

Although surely she realized that space is merely a device to prevent everything from being in the same spot.

In referring to her earlier statement that he had was not her type because he was a dollar short when it came to maturity and a day late when it came to peace. I may have been wrong about that, she co...

There are only two mantras, yum and yuck, mine is yum.

The hippopotamus is a vegetarian but ferociously territorial (you might find that true of certain vegans you know), and will flip a raft or bite it in half: once one is in the water, the crocodiles sh...