Morels are ugly in the skillet. The caps look like the scrotums of leprechauns, the stems like the tusks of fetal elephants.
Be nice to people... maybe it'll be unappreciated, unreciprocated, or ignored, but spread the love anyway. We rise by lifting others.
Advice to my younger self:1 Start where you are with what you have2 Try not to hurt other people3 Take more chances4 If you fail, keep trying
Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'p...
How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers names.
I met a boy whose eyes showed me that the past, present and future were all the same thing.
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
The single greatest cause of happiness is gratitude.
To be a leader, take action and be an example. To be an adviser, be wise.
Take the challenge of your life.Reach out to your goals.There is no limit to what you can achieve.
A photograph doesn't gain weight or lose weight, or change from being happy to being sad. It's frozen. You can use it, then recycle it.