I thought unicorns were more . . . Fluffy.
I see evil when I look in my shaving mirror. It is, philosophically, present everywhere in the universe in order, apparently, to highlight the existence of good. I think there is more to this theory,...
I see embarrassment among all of you. That's good. The thing about being embarrassed is that sooner or later you aren't, but you remember that you were.
I never understood that story, anyway, said Nanny. I mean, if I knew I’d got a heel that would kill me if someone stuck a spear in it, I’d go into battle wearing very heavy boots—
I imagine that fish have no word for water.
I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset 'cos they act like people.
I THINK... I THINK I COULD BE FRIENDS WITH THE GREEN BOTTLE.
I THINK PERHAPS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. PEOPLE’S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED LIVING. WOULD YOU LIKE A PRAWN?
I SEE THE GIRL WRITES IN GREEN CRAYON ON PINK PAPER WITH A MOUSE IN THE CORNER. THE MOUSE IS WEARING A DRESS.'I ought to point out that she decided to do that so the Hogfather would think she was swee...
Humans are always slightly lost. It's a basic characteristic.
How do you get all those coins? asked Mort.IN PAIRS.
His sister had been sent down to the village to ask Mistress Garlick the witch how you stopped spelling recommendation.
His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans -- and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'You can't trust any bugger further than you...
He's probably their battle poet, too. You mean he makes up heroic songs about famous battles? No, no. He recites poems that frighten the enemy....When a well-trained gonnagle starts to recite, the ene...
He was certain he was anorectic, because every time he looked in a mirror he saw a fat man. It was the Archchancellor, standing behind him and shouting at him.
He stared at his feet. I’m still very ignorant, he said, but at least I’m ignorant about really important things.
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.
He removed his hat, something a wizard doesn't ordinarily do unless he's about to pull something out of it, and handed it to the Bursar. Then he tore a thin strip off the bottom of his robe, held it d...
He hated being thought of as one of those people that wore stupid ornamental armor. It was gilt by association.
He gave Gaspode a long, slow stare, which was like challenging a centipede to an arse-kicking contest.