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Pretending to be 'normal' is a lot harder than you think.
People make mistakes. People do things they never meant to do.
My problem with country music is that I try to avoid the very situations the lyrics lament.
Life was reduced to its four basic elements: air, food, drink, and a good friend.
I’m chronically unemployed. Never had a job my whole life. None of my family did. I take that back. Once my daddy was hired on a construction crew for two weeks and two days. He said it was way more w...
It’s not that gray water’s boring, but the subject does have its limits.
It's fun to horse around with danger.
It wasn’t about finding the right answer; it was about patience and diligence. I surrendered to the process, ascribing the same importance to this work as to anything else I did.
I'm a born liar myself and I know how it's done. You stick as close to the truth as you can. You pretend to volunteer a few bits of information, but the facts are all carefully selected for effect.
He stared at me. His breathing made that wheezing sound that fat people sometimes make.
He blinked at me lazily and I blinked back at half speed, an exchange I later learned was called a cat kiss.
Haven’t you ever heard of compromise? Oh sure, I said. That’s when you give away half the things you want. That’s when you give the other guy half of what’s rightfully yours. I’ve done that lots of ti...
Growing up had made her crabby, which happens to the best of us.
Everything happens for a reason but that doesn't mean there is a point.
Death is insulting, and I resented its sudden appearance, like an unannounced visit from a boorish relative.
As usual, when confronted with heights, my greatest fear was the irresistible urge to fling myself off.
As long as you have sufficient toilet paper, how far wrong can life go?
All you have to do is wait until she’s asleep
Wrote him off the day he left and so did Ellen and