Kim Bass, Receptionist, was nowhere to be seen. This was fortunate, as I was so irritated with the way she’d treated me, I might have bitten her on the arm. I’d been a biter as a kid and I can still r...
It never pays to deal with the flyweights of the world. They take far too much pleasure in thwarting you at every turn.
Thinks he either kept it in his desk drawer at work or in the glove compartment of his car. Odessa
I like difficulty. It's what makes my job fun.
I did an about-face and veered into the sandwich shop. What I ordered is none of your business, but it was really good.
…I was startled out of my concentration by the sound of malicious hissing. Waddling toward me with remarkable speed were two huge white geese, their heads thrust forward, mouths open like snakes with...
Its embrace. The sky still claims them and we who honor them will hold them dear from this day forward.
I'm happiest when signs are posted--no spitting, no public urination, no walking on the grass. i might not obey but at least i know where i stood.
Things can fool you sometimes.
If love is what injures us, how can we heal?
There's only so much room at the top of the heap. The rest of us are fill dirt.
Thinking is hard work, which is why you don't see many people doing it.
The downside of fitness, which takes years to achieve, is how quickly it vanishes—almost instantly.
I used to have a crow named Albert. Bertie, when I got to know him better. I got him when he was just a little guy and had him for years. A young crow doesn't navigate well and they'll sometimes crash...
He opened his coat to reveal his badge, but I confess I didn’t peer closely enough to commit the number to memory. This
Ghosts don't haunt us. That's not how it works. They're present among us because we won't let go of them.
Fifty percent of the local citizens are sympathetic and the other fifty are pissed as hell. Does the problem get solved? No, it does not.
Everything happens for a reason, but that doesn't mean there's a point.
Linen slipcovers, was as white as whole milk.
To distract myself, I thought about all the cusswords I knew and arranged them in alphabetical order.