The process is called estimation, not exactimation. —Phillip Armour
Some men give up their designs when they have almost reached the goal While others, on the contrary, obtain a victory by exerting, at the last moment, more vigorous efforts than ever before.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The sorrow for the dead is the only sorrow from which we refuse to be divorced. Every other wound we seek to heal - every other affliction to forget; but this wound we consider it a duty to keep open...
He was no god, just an artist; and when an artist is a man, he needs a woman to create like a god.
It is wise to buy acquaintances, but foolish to buy friends.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Nothing amazes me anymore.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Complacency happens almost without notice. Check and renew your heart daily.